Experiences aficionado. Northerner. Harrods lover. Pigeon hater. LBD wearer. Chip shop connoisseur. Mystery shopper. Irn bru by day, Aperol Spritz by night!
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Horrendous service from @hillarysblinds 😞 Placed an order on 22 Jun, to be fitted 16 Jul. Get a text that day to say they’ve not arrived, then no follow up even with chasing only to be told a week later they haven’t even made them & can’t do that material anymore #poorservice
Finally got round to watching the #FyreFestivalDocumentary on Netflix. I remember thinking at the time how I’d like to go - what an absolute shambles, makes me question what I’d have done if they were my client 🙈... #eventprofs – at Richmond, London
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Forget how friendly it is ‘up north’ waiting for an Uber in Manchester and two people ask if I’m lost and if they can help me! – at Urmston, England
Happy birthday to this lizard @PaulONeill29 reckon this tree is nearly as old as him?! 2️⃣9️⃣➕🔟🤫😂
Just popped in to see some old colleagues... and the President of BTCC, ITV4, Widnes & Robot Dancing @PaulONeill29 also happened to be there #hellofromHongKong
Note to self, next time you plan to travel on a hangover don’t forget your passport 🙈 (nice Sat AM Heathrow round trip) – at Hillingdon, London
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Get behind the baldy and support #MarchforMen. My dads just finished his treatment for Prostate Cancer so it’s a cause close to my heart! Good luck @paul_steele – at Richmond, London
Our March For Men, In Aid of Prostate Cancer UK
@ProstateUK #MarchforMen
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My issue with boozy brunches is that you feel like you’re doing the ‘walk of shame’ when you’re genuinely not! 🙈 Bring on the bottomless 🍾 – at Richmond, London
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The fact my hotel room has free ear plugs next to the bed is not filling me with joy #lightsleeper 🙉
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Competition time! Win this bald’y’ for the day! Visit baldhiker.com to enter @paul_steele 🤣😂
Watching @LoveIsland after just getting back from #Ibiza is not advisable! 😢😢😢 – at Richmond, London
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How do you promote a secret gig at a festival without giving too much of the game away, but obviously not being so secret that no-one turns up at 5.15pm, Sunday at @timber_festival by the beer tent, near teepees, next to @LLBean stand. Just hope? And/or use social? #BeanOutsider
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Love that @itv2 keeps pushing ♥️🏝 back so I can continue watching the ⚽️!! Although it’s a bit tense for my liking.... 😬 #comeoneengland – at Richmond, London
So my Amex has nearly been defrauded again - the reason they were suspicious is due to a transaction at Nike which seemed out of character!!! 😂 They know me so well!!! – at Richmond, London
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Surprised to see #muggymike make an appearance at today’s #Omniwomenuk summit. Fab insightful session by @iamphilbartlett on “why boys don’t cry!” #IWD2018
Bumble turns phone box yellow for Valentine's Day bit.ly/2EohFKB via @campaignmag