Orthopedic surgeon. Lover of puns and medical humor. And osteosynthesis. Nothing here should be taken as actual medical advice.
Joined November 2019
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Watching election coverage right now feels like refreshing the EMR to see if the labs you literally just sent are back.
Like, yeah, I knew the Hb was going to be 8, but what’s the white count? Is the INR going to be 1.5 or 15?
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Well obviously he’s hitting it out of the park. That’s just some kid who says “Shazam!” right before he goes up to the plate
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Diagnosis: infected nonunion with failure of fixation.
Treatment: resection of nonviable tissue with deep implant removal, interpositional allograft, and revision fixation.
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In my n of 1, empiric interventional analysis has demonstrated that a Reese’s cup prior to 10am can positively affect mood.
However, to achieve sufficient power, additional study is necessary.
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“ What are you going to be for Halloween?”
An introvert, Susan. I’m going to be an introvert.
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