Laney

@NoahKahan you’ve been the best (120) minutes of a shitty whole year, and I’m so glad we’re here 🐞

I am back on twitter

If this were a ship and I were the captain I’d go down with you all, but this is Twitter and I don’t even have a boating license

I love that it’s a universal girlie experience to have the guitar played AT you by a man that thinks he’s John Mayer, but I love it even more that collectively the song was wonderwall

Vans fumbled the Barbie collab and I’m so upset

drive thru dispensaries. I love America .

I’d hit my pen in a car, I’d hit my pen in a bar, I’d hit my pen in the house, I’d hit my pen with a mouse. I’d hit my pen here, I’d hit my pen there, I’d hit my pen anywhere

If we’re changing lyrics “when we’re on the phone and you talk real LOW cuz it’s late and your mama don’t know” thank you.

Where’s my fucking peeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

He’s trying to run us off twitter. So he can just dissolve. Heck no we won’t go.

Am I delusional???? Or like ???

The views is brutal

MATILDA YOU TALK OF THE PAIN LIKE ITS ALL ALRIGHT

You clearly weren’t aware that you made me miserable

What will become of the VFWs