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Professional word nerd Science for the mind, music for the soul Sarcastic in several languages. Ornamental hermit Acc for fun.

Joined October 2021
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Pretty much this.
I’m traumatized but I’m funny.
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If you're scared Sharia law will take away women's rights, check out Christian Nationalism.
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Yes, the " rules for thee but not for me" doctorine
The people saying “if you don’t like public executions, don’t watch them” are the same ones who can’t just skip the books and movies they hate without losing their shit and trying to ban them. Somehow a live execution is optional, but everything else needs a content warning or a removal.
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Honestly rate yourself looks: 5/10 - mostly harmless creativity: 8/10 humor: 8/10 - my humour is not everyone's cup of formaldehyde and that's ok mental health: 7/10 empathy: 8/10 patience: 7/10 social skills: 6/10 - solid but I am naturally introverted memory: 9/10
solid 7’s all round 😅
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Happy New Year everyone! Hope 2026 is an amazing year for you 🎊
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Merry Christmas everyone! Or as we say around here, God Jul! 🎄
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Yay, my favourite Christmas tradition is officially up!
Mitt hjärta är fortfarande fullt efter gårdagen! Tack för all kärlek och tack för att ni startar december tillsammans med mig varje år. Ni är bäst ❤️ My heart is still full from yesterday! Thank you for all the love, and thank you for starting December with me every year ❤️
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This is is a bit of a rant post, but I need to rant about this because few other women seem to agree with me on this and I know a lot of you will get what I mean So I was gifted a book by a friend recently because I'm a huge fan of psychological thrillers as a genre. The problem
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This exactly, because those guys are exceptionally * pathetic*
A dynamic I have noticed: A woman puts "Dr" in her profile name. The incel says oh, that doesn't mean you know more than me. A woman celebrates her PhD. The incel writes a big, long think piece about how it's not really that impressive. A woman tweets out a well-composed, erudite thought. The incel says oh, you aren't some innovative genius, lady. You're a midwit at best. But in almost every case, nearly without exception, the woman has not said she is impressive, or smarter than anybody else, or an innovative genius. She has simply existed in public. It is not her but OTHER people who've said some version of these things about her. To the incel, this praise from others, which he deems to be richly undeserved, is counted as a moral flaw in the woman herself. In being considered praiseworthy by others, she has transgressed It does not occur to the incel that one can't control that others find ones actions praiseworthy. It does not occur to the incel that the only way for the woman to stop others from praising her is to completely remove herself from the public sphere. On second thought, maybe it does occur to the incel, which is why he says what he says. Because he wants her to shrink away and disappear.
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This exactly
You’re not “doing your own research.” You have never learned how to do actual research. You’re just farting around on the internet until you find someone who tells you what you want to hear.
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Sometimes I wonder if they publish stuff like this just to spite people? Because yeah we * know*, but any time anyone points out that the silver spoon crowd is born with an unfair advantage, it's all " nooo you're just feeling sorry for yoursevles instead of being "proactive" 🙄
Kids from wealthy families have less stress, longer lives, study finds trib.al/Vl9WHof
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Kids are brutally hilarious
me: I grew up in the 80s. my 10yo: ooh we learned about 1880 in school. Did you have a horse?!
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This, in every way. The level of delusional these people operate on is psychopathic and horrifying.
Being a Nazi is actually so fucking embarrassing. You lack so much personal accountability that you think the reason your life sucks is because of the Jews or Mexicans or black people? Lol Your life sucks because YOU suck, and your daddy sucked before you.
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All of this
The issue with people “letting AI do the reading for them” is that a society that does not read is a society that can’t think critically. It can be easily manipulated by authoritarians. When we don’t read we are less informed, more dependent on tech tools, and more compliant.
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