Comedy Central, Showtime, Fox, skipped 4th grade
Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2010
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“I just saw you at this other club, are you going to do the same set this weekend?” No I write a new hour every week just for you bitch
Lara Beitz retweeted
🚀 TICKET SELL OUT ALERT
Comedian and former Chicagoan @LaraBeitz returns to Zanies January 27-29! Grab your tickets while you can, Chicagoland, because they'll sell quickly! Tix and info--> bit.ly/Chicago_LaraBeitz
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It’s @LaraBeitz & @JMScomedy night!!
FRIDAY NIGHT ⚡️ STAND-UP
⏰ 8pm (sold out) & 10pm
🎟 $20 (advance)
🍺 Full Bar
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Lara Beitz retweeted
FRIDAY NIGHT 🦊 STAND-UP
w/ @LaraBeitz & @JMScomedy
Shows @ 8 & 10pm
$20 ⚡️ 18+
#bozeman #standup #comedy #montana #gallatinvalley #GoCats
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Lara Beitz retweeted
🗣️ 8 o'clock show w/ @LaraBeitz & @JMScomedy this Friday night is almost SOLD OUT!!
TIX: Get em while you can ⤵️
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Lara Beitz retweeted
This Friday night in #Bozeman…
Headliner @LaraBeitz
➡️ Joe Rogan Experience
➡️ Lights Out w/ David Spade
➡️ opened for Marc Maron, Pete Holmes & more…
Featuring Jessica Michelle Singleton (@JMScomedy)
⏰ 8pm & 10pm
🎟 $20 (advance)
TIX ⤵️
lastbestcomedy.com/events/fr…
Lara Beitz retweeted
New Slobs podcast out every Monday!!!! With @JMScomedy @LaraBeitz and moi. Listen and subscribe now please instagram.com/reel/Ch2dEQ4J-…
Lara Beitz retweeted
SEPTEMBER HEADLINERS @ Last Best Comedy
9/2 @nickvatterott feat Suz Ballout
9/9 @simeygibson
9/16 @gavinmatts feat @Mikeglatzmaier
9/23 @jeffmakesjokes
9/30 @LaraBeitz feat @JMScomedy
Catch 'em all LIVE in #Bozeman!!
TIX @ lastbestcomedy.com
Lara Beitz retweeted
Just posted for Full Maron subscribers - Marc and @LaraBeitz on the road in Indianapolis after a less-than-successful hunt for late night food. Subscribe here: plus.acast.com/s/wtf-with-ma…
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Have you listened to the latest episode of Slobs Yet?!? @JMScomedy and I had a bit of a rant while @LaraBeitz was off opening for Mark Maron podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
Lara Beitz retweeted
Are you listening to Slobs Podcast!!! New eps out every Monday!! #podcast #moshpit podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… @LaraBeitz @JMScomedy
Oh crap I forgot I’m wearing regular glasses not sunglasses and I’ve been staring at people a sunglasses amount
Lara Beitz retweeted
New Slobs Podcast out today!! Listen now damnit @JMScomedy @LaraBeitz @TheComedyStore podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
This kid has been shrieking for his iPad for this entire flight. Give the kid the goddamn iPad or so help me god I will give him mine. Teach him to be a good person on your own time
I don’t get the expression “like taking candy from a baby.” So the person shrieks and loses their mind? Babies fucking love candy
