We're your typical shitty punk rock band. We spend most of our time trying to write music, only having it end up in a gay orgy with cocaine and lots of herpes.

Joined April 2012
I have Through It All stuck in my head...day by day year by year @LastApolloBand
Replying to @localbandssay
“@localbandssay: Going to Denny’s after every show” @IResides @AnzyXIII @Z_J_Williams
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Replying to @localbandssay
@localbandssay covering "Dammit" and covering "Sugar We're Going Down". #PleaseNeverAgain
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When you start growing up
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Sending a huge s/o to @AnzyXIII on his recording day in the studio ❤️🎸🌊 #tides #lastapollo
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Last Apollo retweeted
Omg I lawled so hard vine.co/v/MQF6EIpZvXQ
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#HonestyHour This shit needs to be stopped. Seriously.
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This is what happens when Alex Trebeck has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake. #fuckhorses2014
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UPDATE: Apparently no one gives a shit, so fuck 'em.
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Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries, we find out who gives a shit about Last Apollo.
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