@LastMouseLeft

Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence. -Kettering's Law

 Minneapolis, MN
Joined May 2010
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Cody Johnston@drmistercody28 Oct 2022
Was he unable to look at pictures or read.
New York Times Opinion
@nytopinion28 Oct 2022
For years, Bret Stephens considered himself “an agnostic on the causes of climate change.” A trip to Greenland changed his mind. nyti.ms/3TJaAv9
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Nathan Fielder is Borat for people who are lactose intolerant
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Ari Drennen
@AriDrennen17 Oct 2022
Holy shit
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkel14 Oct 2022
One time I was falling asleep watching a PBS Nova about sword making, and then this happened, and I had to get up, put on my glasses, and replay it 12 times.
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Elie Mystal
@ElieNYC29 Sep 2022
White people freaking out over Lizzo playing a slaver’s flute is my favorite Twitter right now.
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eco sister
@hiitaylorblake28 Sep 2022
Mark my words, I will be a @nytimes Best Selling Author one day. Speaking it into existence.
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Sierra Fox@thesierrafox28 Sep 2022
“HISTORY IS FREAKIN’ COOL” -@lizzo! Of course - it’s the nation’s capital so @SecretService & @CapitolPolice joined her on stage. Why? Because she is the FIRST ever to play President James Madison’s 1813 crystal flute courtesy of @librarycongress. Super amazing to witness!
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Simon Holland
@simoncholland26 Sep 2022
I hope my friends don’t find out I own a jacket. -Middle Schoolers
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dara faye@darafaye23 Sep 2022
I saw a tiktok of someone saying Adam Levine looks like a chipotle bag and I can’t stop thinking about it.
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joker: if you kill me, you can save all these people batman: no, if i kill you, that means that i'm no different from you joker: batman: joker: have you ever heard of the trolley problem
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SONG REACTION: Hum — Stars youtu.be/a10zk8OGUPA via @YouTube
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juju 💰
@ayeejuju21 Sep 2022
if you go into mcdonalds and say uber eats they give you free food
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Andy Field@andyfieldhello21 Sep 2022
"this has really ruined Maroon 5 for me" - me in 2002 hearing Maroon 5 for the first time
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Jo
@JoJoFromJerz20 Sep 2022
Replying to @NikkiHaley @sunny
I’m happy to ignore your name and call you out instead for being a flip-flopping former guy fawning, craven weathercock who will do anything and say anything if it appears that the wind is blowing in that direction. I don’t care what you call yourself. I call you a hypocrite.
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Frank Conniff@FrankConniff21 Sep 2022
Go fuck yourself.
Dudley Brown
@GunRightsPrez21 Sep 2022
It will be my first time voting this year, and I look forward to supporting candidates who will protect the second amendment. 💪🏼
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Johnny
@SuperBookUnit19 Sep 2022
“I known you for 2 months, this been my team for 22 years.” I felt that. – at Enterprise, NV
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ESVN #3 - NFL Week 2: Comebacks Galore! Bezos Butters Up Goodell, Aces W... youtu.be/fjlCt-NlFko via @YouTube
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vitt ꩜@gutknot19 Sep 2022
come here often?
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