lesbians have the highest divorce rate because they can’t even stand each other. this is what men have to deal with everyday

the patriarchy is made in such a way that whether a woman becomes a whore or not, men are always the ones benefiting either way. if you stay faithful, you become a good woman for marriage, we still win. if you become a hoe, more free pussy, we keep winning.

there’s no bigger rage bait than your iPhone brightness increasing when you want it reduced, and reducing when you want it increased