@LauraPotatoes

comedy writer / fantasy football degenerate

 LA
Joined March 2009
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I'm throwing it and it will indeed be epic. Trivia, prizes, themed signs. Tell your "Bruce friend" -- we've all got one.
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Actors: come to the picket lines! Guaranteed you will get the attention you crave!!! And we will remember who came when we’re casting our next shows #writersstrike
Photo of me with Patrick Fabian at the WGA Strike

ALT Photo of me with Patrick Fabian at the WGA Strike

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life's greatest mysteries: -where do we go when we die? -why is there a line outside Maru?
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my cat just puked and then ate her puke so who needs a cat?
I went on a Bumble date and the guy showed up bleeding and that WASN'T the weirdest part of the date.
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... because the weirdest part was when the check came and I reached for my wallet and he said he'd pay because "when a woman touches money it makes me think she's a whore." (2/2)
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I don't want to be dead but I also don't want to be alive?
THANKS OBAMA
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the next person who replies "well, we need it" to all this LA rain is getting punched in the face.
Little did we know these just opened a portal into hell
What if Benjamin Button disease is just a side effect of Long Covid
He killed himself after this fantasy week.
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