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Laura Sperber

@LauraSperber

Aquarius. Liberal. Feminist. Nerd. Vulgar. Schitthead. 1 teenager 2 dogs 3 cats

 Finger Lakes Region, NY
Joined April 2008
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I personally thought my big sister Dolly was cute as hell in her Dallas Cowboys cheerleading costume at the half time show on Thanksgiving. To those of you being so critical of a 77 year old kicking up her heels, I say fuck yourself. Shame on you not her.
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Adopting two kittens, while adorable, is like having two tiny toddlers.
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@DanRather30 Aug 2022
This story keeps developing and the press should follow up with the hard questions. slate.com/news-and-politics/…
Ron DeSantis’ First Voter Fraud Bust Is Quickly Imploding

Ron DeSantis’ First Voter Fraud Bust Is Quickly Imploding

The governor’s administration greenlighted the defendants’ voter registration. Now it has arrested them for voting.

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Replying to @TomFitton
Thomas, not even your first talking point is correct. Water is not wet, what water touches is wet. I'm confident I have a lot more experience in making things wet than you do.
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Ayoo🔈@ayoo_off28 May 2022
#StrangerThings Spoilers without context.
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Well said
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@richardmarx24 May 2022
Fuck you @NRA Fuck you, every elected official who’s voted against gun reform. Fuck you @GregAbbott_TX and fuck you, every Republican voter who claims to be “pro-life” but don’t actually give the slightest shit about humans once their born. You are ignorant and complicit.
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Twisted Sister’s Dee Snider Thinks It’s ‘Hilarious’ That A MAGA Politician Bizarrely Thinks ‘We’re...

"You think i wrote a song in support of ’traditional American values’? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Snider wrote.

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People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.
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Jay Thomas@GroundhogJay_19 Oct 2021
Seriously. I know I’ve raved endlessly about #MidnightMass over the last few months but I’m still in awe how it depicted the world being saved by two Muslim characters, a domestic abuse survivor, a lesbian woman of science, and other such people rarely given a heroic light.
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Still processing #MidnightMass. Best thing I've watched in ages. It deserves all the awards.Hamish is a legend,the rest of the crew is amazing as well.I grew up immersed in catholicism and man this was insane but so good. @RahulKohli13 @k8siegel @zacguildford11 @flanaganfilm
Jeff Bezos breaks a record with his reusable 'space penis' metro.co.uk/2020/10/15/jeff-… via @MetroUK

Jeff Bezos breaks a record with his reusable 'space penis'

Blue Origin's New Shepherd spaceship broke the reusable record with its seventh flight

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Nobody With A Pulse Should Be Surprised By Josh Duggar’s Arrest

If these child porn allegations are true, prison is too good for Josh Duggar, but I’d still like to see him live there for a while.

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@donwinslow27 Mar 2021
Ted Cruz is a unanimous, first-ballot entry into the Asshole Hall of Fame.
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If you make it a crime to give voters water as they wait in line, you're not pro-democracy.
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My boys and my favorite show! Best way to end the week. @danjlevy @emilyhampshire @annefrances @Realeugenelevy
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@donwinslow19 Mar 2021
Quite possibly the greatest headline ever... Texas Museum Puts Donald Trump Wax Statue in Storage Because People Kept Punching It yahoo.com/entertainment/texa… via @Yahoo
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The Atlanta Shooting Suspect Bought His Gun Faster Than a Woman in Georgia Can Get an Abortion

The Atlanta Shooting Suspect Bought His Gun Faster Than a Woman in Georgia Can Get an Abortion

You have to wait 24 hours for an abortion. You don’t have to wait for a gun.

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He had a bad day? Are you fucking kidding?? Capt. Jay Baker of Georgia's Cherokee Sheriff's Office drew criticism for his comments on the killings of eight people, including six Asian women. huffpost.com/entry/sheriff-c… via @HuffPostCrime

Georgia Police Captain Criticized For Sympathetic Comments About Spa Shooting Suspect

Capt. Jay Baker of Georgia's Cherokee Sheriff's Office drew criticism for his comment about the killings of eight people, including six Asian women.

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As a Gen Xer, on behalf of my generation, let me reply by saying "as if!"
Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) profile pictureJustin Baragona
@justinbaragona15 Mar 2021
Fox News correspondent Gillian Turner: "Cancel culture is spreading like wildfire. There is a call for Generation X to lead the charge to save America from the social media mob. Can they do it?"
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