~**XxignawedthrumylipsxX**~

My mom sent me a picture of me in 2004 randomly and this is the fit

Tallywhacker?

Hard to imagine anything worse than meatballs with no sauce

Wait they’re bringing tv back?

I asked AI what Ramses the Great may have looked like when he was alive based on the photos of his mummy and it’s stunning.

Does anyone wanna do an art exchange?

I am pretty sure I ate human shit at Golden Corral this weekend

“I said prepare. What’d you do? Eat a hotdog.”

“Don’t try to seduce me, you just threw up”

This cannot be the brain I passed the third grade with.

It’s just me and my 14 missed collection calls against the world

Why is Olive Garden poppin on a Tuesday night? Y’all get your tax returns?

Alyssa yelling “omg not ron Jeremy” in subway

Cabins are freaky… I don’t like that. It’s like why is it made out of wood?

I really relate to that Alicia Keyes song where she says “some people want it all, but I don’t wanna live at all”

Why do apps we love keep shutting down (vine, tiktok) but fucking Facebook is still going strong

They should make your crowns yellow to match with the rest of your teeth

All I wanna do is look cute and eat Korean food

I want what tom and zendaya have

the only way to break a curse is through personal sacrifice

Just realized today’s youth will never experience the shock and terror of an incandescent lightbulb popping when it burns out