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25, MDNI 💜 Switch/vers Ghoaper/141 multishipper 💜 occasional HuckleRobby 💜 I write freak shit for freaks

Joined March 2023
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With WHAT ?? Ads ?? No 18+ content ??? A tagging system thats dogshit ??? Fuck outta here
we're here to support you during this difficult time
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Bad day for brits who want to goon. Ao3? Down. Facesitting? 2 year prison sentence. Next they're gonna be strapping you in to the anti-masturbation cross before you go to bed at night
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Naturally I don't use this site but oh my god??? Pack it up everyone no more hand gags and don't you think about stepping on someone. Actual circus laws in the UK
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OI BRUV U GOT A LOICENSE TO SIT ON THAT FACE?
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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Ao3 down for weeks Sir Patrick Stewart dies Face sitting illegal in England What could possibly be next
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this post now illegal under my godforsaken island's regime
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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I'll never go back. You couldn't pay me
we're here to support you during this difficult time
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yall are joking but this is actually really bad
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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ao3 taking no nut november very seriously and just shutting the whole site down for 2-4 weeks #ok
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TWO WAYS TO READ FICS WHILE AO3 IS DOWN: 1) ask authors or friends for fic pdfs!!! a lot of us keep copies of our favorites 2) fichub.net/ if you have a link to the fic (you can look up fic rec posts), and it usually works to download them while the site is down
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This is why I print out the fics I like
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
#AO3 maintenance is in progress. We expect it to take at least 12 hours, but it may take longer. We will provide updates as necessary. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/incidents/g12j…
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There’s such a quiet tragedy to Robby’s character and it’s understandable that it gets overshadowed by everything else but I think people miss the “Robby isn’t acting like himself” bits of the show or don’t take it seriously. /1
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oh look at me I'm ryan gosling i can act i can SING sing i can play the guitar and bass i put my wife's beautiful face on the new single's cover fuck you ryan gosling
ryan’s voice here drives me crazy HE’S INCREDIBLE
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“i would kill for you.” “i would die for you.” well i would release a single after a 17 year hiatus for you, that’s dedicated to you, and put you on the cover of said single
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two points that aren't clicking: people's sexiest man alive is 1. not for you but for your mom and 2. a public relations move set up in a conference room to promote the dude's next project. it's not a fucking pulitzer. it's actually really lame. you are all going to live
if it's actually him that is going to be such a massive headache. like i can't even begin to describe how fucking stupid it'll get on here. absolute apeshittery over a public relations title from a celebrity gossip rag that johnny depp has won not once but twice
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EVA SAID MORE TO COME !!!
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im very excited to get dead man boned tonight
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You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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