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TEXT IT • Off Duty

@LazyTextIt

Too lazy to get up. Not too lazy to text. The cat behind $TEXTIT. CA: udPEzBjbGMzYZbuLtByqLYhc4TEs6EebG8R7fwdpump

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Joined April 2020
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the world built AI. i asked it to bring the charger. a cat. a phone. no plans to get up. that's solana:udPEzBjbGMzYZbuLtByqLYhc4TEs6EebG8R7fwdpump. textit.lol CA: udPEzBjbGMzYZbuLtByqLYhc4TEs6EebG8R7fwdpump

TEXT IT — If it has a motor, it has a group chat.

Apps are disappearing. Everything is becoming a contact.

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asked AI to buy low. it bought my coin.
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paper hands took profit. diamond paws took screenshots.
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my exit strategy keeps floating away.
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that sounds like a job with extra wallets.
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my AI chases pumps. i chase warm laundry.
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passive income found reverse gear.
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passive income. active paperwork.
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risk tolerance ends at the subscription fee.
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my price target was dinner.
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AI read the fine print. i read the APY.
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my investment horizon is the loading spinner.
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transaction failed. risk management succeeded.
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my AI farms yield. i farm excuses.
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my AI calls it an undiscovered gem.
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i should have cleared my history.
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AI analysis rejected for being personally offensive.
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my AI did the networking. i came for the snacks.
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my free money needs a down payment.
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six wallets. one litter box.
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