Pᴏᴘ☆Sᴛᴇᴘ!

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I mean you're not wrong.

"Hmph... So he really doesn't remember..."

ONLY YOU DO THAT!

"Hey everyone! Let's have another performance today! Usual spot, okay?"

Shut the fuck up.

First one, yes. Second one, not on purpose.

Hey, that's not what we do! We help people regardless of the law!

Somewhere out there, there's a little kid who's a fan of the Old Man. They're definitely in constant detention for following the Old Man's advice.

Well. That's probably illegal but it works?

Sometimes she wonders how he's gotten so far in life with being apprehended.

That would be a very bad idea. He isn't a villain... Technically... Yet

She's pretty sure pepper spray is illegal. She has the upper body strength of half a gold fish. And punching people is also illegal. Old man probably wouldn't do too well with the police.

Note to self. Carry around a spray bottle on Sundays.

"Finally, the old man is alive!"

Ah! It's /the/ David Shield!

"Hey everyone! How are you all doing tonight?"

"Hey, did ya miss me!"

"Come on, let's kick life's butt!"

// So Twitter ate my notifications...

"Maybe in another life, I could have grown up with a dream of becoming a hero. But for now, I'm more than happy with being a freelance idol and a vigilante!"