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I’m too anxious for friends who use the “come see me” statement as an invite. Where will you be? What will we do? Who else is invited? What’s the dress code?
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I hate it here.
Gov. Stitt Signs Bill Banning Abortion From The Point Of Fertilization newson6.com/story/628ebd5dd2…
Looney Leash retweeted
Recently saw patient for COVID round 2
Had COVID last spring with long hospital stay
Now admitted with reinfection. Unvaccinated
He couldn't believe he had COVID again
Had been told he had life-long immunity
The misinformation on infection-induced immunity is costing lives
It’s feeling really 2020 out here & I’m not a fan. Who knew 2020-20222 would be like a shitty trilogy?
These 90 day fiancé folks drop $10k on vacations in a year and I sweat a $400 plane ticket. We aren’t the same.
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TikTok just said “the bar for men doesn’t need to be so low that satan wipes his a&$ with it” and I just…can’t think of a better analogy ever so I’ll be using this one.
Ugh. Restarting Shameless. When will I stop being in love with men smoking cigarettes, especially Lip Gallagher?
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I wish my area had a female/non-binary only gym like old school curves. It’s never the right time to hear someone sound like they’re ejaculating every time they lift a weight over 50 lbs.
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Today’s parents follow and document their child’s every hiccup & treat kids like reality TV stars, and then ask why the kids struggle with entitlement.
Being 30 is having a lot to live for, like using a new air fryer after work or changing the bag for the first time in your ✨fancy✨ kitchen trash can.
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I like to keep my daily routines changing so if I have a stalker their plans are foiled repeatedly. #whyamilikethis #thanksUnsolvedMysteries
Parents will straight up say things like:
My kids never listen to me, sleep, or eat anything in our house. Their other parent’s a POS and never helps out but I wouldn’t change it for the world. HashtagBlessed. Lol why
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Melatonin gives me weird dreams. Example: I dreamt Snoop Dogg was my boyfriend last night. Caleb knew and it was all out in the open. Then I got my fortune read and ate smoked cheeses. Like, what?
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