Ledfoot Larry

If I ever - in any way - look like I know what I'm doing, I assure you that I don't

Respectfully, so-called "Christians" - that weirdly put the Bible (First Testament) over Jesus' teachings - unless you are willing to back up every line in Leviticus (and end up going to jail for that sick shit), shut the f*ck up. Never speak again. Please don't procreate.

Dude's facial hair looks like it was colored in with a sharpie.

I get that he probably doesn't handle his own account, but it still looks like this douche is wishing himself a Happy Birthday.

There was no "Year Zero". So the first decade was 1 through 10. Meaning the first year of the new millennium was 2001, not 2000. I'm still mad that people were too stupid to understand this.

Half the sh*t on Inspector Gadget's been invented.  We're headed towards the Jetsons, now.  In fact, with the new classification of "neurodivergent", we're headed towards Gattaca.  Let's quit planning our own demise, yeah?

When I was a kid, I wanted to play guitar, badly, I'm happy to report that - all these years later - I can play the guitar badly.

Think I’m going to set aside some time once again to listen to Prince’s guitar solo on “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” on repeat. This might take a while. #Prince #bestguitarsolo

How do YOU pronounce “GIF”? With a hard g, like “gift without a T”, or soft g, like the peanut butter?

Not sorry, but Jimmy Ellis aka “Orion”was for sure Elvis’ half sib. His adoption papers listed his bio dad as “Vernon”, he looked EXACTLY like Vernon Presley, was born in an area Vernon Presley frequented often, and sounded EXACTLY like Elvis. ‘Bout time for a DNA test. #Elvis

took a screen shot of how trees are cut and finally realized I’m an old man

me: I wonder where the cat is? cat: Meh…just hanging out.

the amount of jackasses in this car wash line that obviously don’t need a car wash is one of the reasons I hate ppl

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