Defending professional wrestling and kayfabe
Dortmund
Joined October 2020
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LemoncookieTV retweeted
Chris makes a good point. I, on the other hand, think we should worry about sick kids and homeless animals and let any knuckle-dragging, mouthbreathing imbecile that participates in THIS go ahead and brain damage themselves into a vegetable garden, and laugh at them for doing it.
LemoncookieTV retweeted
I think enough time has passed for us to come to this conclusion:
The BCC has been one of the most pointless stables in wrestling history.
Its AEWs version of the League of Nations
The stable has done nothing AT ALL except prove that Whota sucks
What a waste of time
LemoncookieTV retweeted
Rusev Day is the best thing Miro has done
The Bar is the best thing Cesaro has done
UE is the best thing Adam Cole has done
The Yes Movement is the best Daniel Bryan has done
These all happened in WWE
Now, all are in the midst of the worst runs of their career in AEW
🤷♂️
LemoncookieTV retweeted
Everyone in Indiana is married to their sister and they all masturbate with corn cobs. I’m not worried about them reading this tweet because people from Indiana don’t know how to read.
LemoncookieTV retweeted
I used to think @TheJimCornette was a jerk and an idiot.
Then I started listening to his podcasts, and hearing his criticisms in their full context.
I’ve learned he’s one of the only sane people left not just in pro-wrestling, but possibility the entire planet.
I'm so sick of seeing alleged wrestling matches sponsored by Home Depot, you can have brutal matches without using phony furniture #WarGames
#Wargames is absolutely rotten, you already have a cage, you don't need the same 'weapons' in every match every single time, I hope the men will not do this horseshit
LemoncookieTV retweeted
Colt Cabana is rebranded as Clit Cabana, a mysterious masked wrestler that most of the male roster struggles to find
LemoncookieTV retweeted
After we defeated Hitler once, he had the decency not to come back for a rematch.
Put the pig in prison and make America SAFE again.
LemoncookieTV retweeted
Who would have thought that in the end, Linda would be the evil one associating with criminals, and Vince would be home retired and birdwatching?
LemoncookieTV retweeted
Apparently Scotty 2 Hotty quit Twitter cause people harassed him for not wanting to do "intergender" matches, didn't want to treat women that way. FUCK that reason, how about IT MAKES THE GUY AND THE MATCH LOOK PHONY. Reason enough not to do it. Don't like that? Kiss my ass.
LemoncookieTV retweeted
My ship will forever be Slave1.
Nothing. Not even #disney can or will change that.
This is the way.
LemoncookieTV retweeted
Thank you for the "You're welcome", but the last clip we spoke about you in has yet to outperform "Jerry Jarrett's locker room fight with Dandy Jack Donovan in 1973", so please try to be more interesting. Thanks.
