Blasting delts and throwing Romans since ‘92
Economic Zone of Canada
Joined February 2020
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This guy recreated the childhood room his dad molested him in
1/ It literally took me three whole years, but my room is finally fully organized and looking decent! Worth every single minute of the wait. #CDNpoli #CanadaStrong
ALT A wide shot of a bedroom with light blue walls, featuring a Canadian flag and a Progress Pride flag hanging above a bed made with Mario-themed bedding and surrounded by political posters and pins.
ALT A black bookshelf lined with various beverage bottles, decorative cups, figurines, and a neatly arranged collection of music CDs and video games.
ALT A white ROG XBOX Ally handheld gaming console resting in its charging dock next to a white Google Stadia controller on a wooden bookshelf.
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I’ve spent many years defending Chappelle until the moment he said something I personally disagreed with. That was the line for me.
I miss the days when shit just fell effortlessly out of my ass with only a slight push. Now I have to wait 3 days to maybe get a small pebble of calcified shit while my anus is left turned inside out just hanging behind me like a greasy appendage
Large hoof print and 1 inch poo poo in my backyard. Seems too big to be a deer. Probably a moose. Can anyone confirm?
Good news everyone, my delts are blasted to 300% and I’m crying into a high protein meal while sad Sicilian folk music fills the room. Ready to get the day started.
I can’t believe in this day and age people dressed up as Hitler on Halloween. It’s incredibly disrespectful (to him)
If it’s coming from Israel, it must be true. We need to reallocate all our resources and authority to them and do whatever they say.
When I make love to a woman, I make sure she knows it. I say things like “can you feel my love?” or “I’m so in love with you” and “my love is going into the hole you shit from”
If the surname Smith derives from those whose careers were in blacksmithing and Miller from people working the mill, why is my last name Gaylord
Over here blasting delts before my doctors appointment hoping he compliments my physique.
“Oh my, you’ve been keeping in shape I see”
I’ve never once met a girl with a nose ring who wasn’t absolutely insane. It’s one of the easiest indicators of mental issues in women.
If you use the word “fabulous” at any point in your life you automatically become a member of the LGBTQ community
A beta move is shitting with the door closed in public places. I leave the door wide open and when someone comes in I make eye contact while my forehead vein bulges out. Men recognize this as alpha behaviour and usually give a little nod before moving on
Evan Rachel Wood claims Marilyn Manson took her shoes and put her on a rollercoaster that would repeatedly chop her dangling legs off
Evan Rachel Wood reveals that the night she tried to leave Marilyn Manson, he took her upstairs and laid out a prayer kneeler, a violet wand, rope, and a Nazi whip from the Holocaust.
“You have to let me tie you up. And you’re not going to know if I’m going to kill you or not and I might.”
“He whipped my body. And he whipped the same place over and over and over again so that it would really hurt.”
“And while this is happening in front of me on the TV, he had put on a video of a girl slitting her wrists.”
“And then at one point he grabbed my head and we were looking at the TV at the girl slitting her wrists and he said, ‘This is what love does to people.’”
“He shocked me on the welts and that is what caused me to jerk so hard in pain that I broke the kneeler in half.”
