Super into "the iterative extraction and refinement of the product requirements". Hire me! https://xitter.cf/t.co/Z4IO3IpKg8 Blog https://xitter.cf/t.co/BHO4oi369l

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Applying the same dishonest tricks agilists use to shill their methodology, in this article I show that waterfall is actually far more based and sensible. lewiscampbell.tech/blog/2610…
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If you really think about it, having both "functions" and "operators" is bloat. If you really can't deal with concatenative "1 2 +" or LISP "(+ 1 2)", then make every function infix "1 + 2", "array ref i" "Unary" function? second arg is ().
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Yes I know about smalltalk, like that but better.
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When people here talk about Formal Verification, do they mean formally verifying a model written in a modelling language then translating that, or formally verifying production code?
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Can you unironically imagine how much better the web would be if more cpmpanies hired html engineers?
tf is a HTML engineer
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I sometimes forget I'm not really a proper programmer. I mean I can make software, I understand it, and it's interesting, but very rarely have I been a pure dev who sits there all day implementing tickets. I should probably keep that in mind when I get bewildered on here.
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Do you guys sometimes think there might be some correlation between the dreary state of discourse about software development today, and the big drive to "democratise programming" with bootcamps etc some 10 years hither? Because I don't that's a riduclous conspiracy theory.
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Lewis Campbell retweeted
I feel similarly when I see people saying "I use AI to generate all this annoying boilerplate that X / Y / Z system requires". Ok but why is there so much boilerplate? Surely it's better to get rid of it than to spend billions in GPU compute papering over it for the rest of time?
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How many devs have access to a coherent document - large or small - that tells you the real world problems the software you're working on solves? Not how it solves them, but *why* it solves them - ie business context, or a rationale for why the software exists at all.
31%Such a doc is available
57%Such a doc is not avail
12%Not a dev
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If you don't - do you wish you did? Or do you not care? Or are you happy with the kind of ambient folklore as to why the thing you are working on evenexists?
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I don't wanna hear y'all talking about blur effects...and corner radii. I don't care about any of that.... YA HEARD? Y'all want beautiful design? Nah. BUMP THAT. I wanna see a big button... with big fonts, and big shadows... BEING CLICKED.
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Whenever I am IRL I think about problems I see. Like when I'm waiting for a prescriptions I sit there fantasising about the ideal medical distributed system set up. All useless of course - those are relationship and political issues. Do we all have this defect in tech?
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I spent an embarassingly long amount of time trying to emulate my biro annotations which I w/ pen+paper on typst, and I have to say it wasn't really worth it. Think I am getting a feel for Afrikaans pronounciation though.
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So I did this for 10 months. Either kept my PC on every night, or shut it down, so my audio would keep working. Tried hibernating again the other day - everything works fine now. Some update somewhere along the line fixed it. Neat.
Replying to @zirp_herder
mine fucks up as soon as I come back from a hibernate. starts popping. mabye I'll go back to shutting down my PC every night like I am using windows 2000 again
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Haven't vibecoded for a while - why do agents constantly plan mode shaming you now? Every single response is sandwhiched between "I'm in plan mode..." and "Switch to build mode to..."
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I suppose all our newly minted AGENTIC SOFTWARE CRAFTSMAN THOUGHT LEADERS just vomit out 10k of lines of code a day now and don't look at anything. Imagine planning like some kind of caveman, just trust the chat bot can just read your mind and won't fuck everything up.
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Replying to @SledgeDev
don't worry, scro there're plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives my first wife was 'tarded she's a vibe coder now
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I don't know what I'm better at - marketing, or web design. I'm just so brilliant at both.
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I don't wanna hear y'all talking about blur effects...and corner radii. I don't care about any of that.... YA HEARD? Y'all want beautiful design? Nah. BUMP THAT. I wanna see a big button... with big fonts, and big shadows... BEING CLICKED.
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Been reading the Wizard of Oz to my 4yo. We got to the point where they discover who's behind the screen, and she said, very emphatically: 'It's just a little BLOODY man 😠"
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Enjoying learning some Afrikaans. It's close enough to English that you can really get stuck in very quickly. It's fun to pronounce. A lot of weird vowels, but TBH growing up in NZ I have heard a lot of the vowels before from South Africans speaking English😁
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