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How Pumpfun Used AI to Replace the Trenches & Destroy the Odds 1/8
Going to start here because this is one of the most important realizations. It might sound crazy to you, but this is what's happened. I have an abundance of proof/ confluence - most of which I can and will share- (and again, this will be messy/ imperfect, but its the broad strokes that matter)
This is actually the issue because the unemployed gambling addict has infinitely more experience than the 100B company in the "trenches" and (asides from Robinhood which is too new to judge) this is why every major blockchain besides Solana is entirely absent from the conversation, because the "trenches" is the direction the entire industry has gone- and they refuse to drop their egos and value the input of their users.
Yes, $ANSEM is an amalgamation of predatory tactics such as PVPing the OG, using a ladderbot to exclude outsiders, and giving airdrops to Pumpfun PR accounts/ employees/ insiders - not the community.
Yes it is, without a doubt, the single most botted, inauthentic, spam-ridden coin to ever exist at this valuation- and absolutely consists of more botnets and bots spamming all of X than any other coin in history.
Yes, it has nearly zero real holders, the "bullposters" are nearly all fake- timelines full of LLM slop, and yes, its one big bundle full of Pumpfun insiders and not you.
But, for that reason, I am near certain it will pump hard at some point lol.
The only correct way to judge the quality of a "KOL" is by assessing their track record/ calls and their efforts/ contributions: could you have made money buying their calls? and what did they contribute to ensure their calls success?
𝙇𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙥𝙧𝙤 retweeted
Damn bubblemaps just exposed me for bagworking and pushing projects 20x in a market where people jeet at 10k mcap and call themselves traders
𝙇𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙥𝙧𝙤 retweeted
I think the people deserve to know ansem's relationship with pump fun
🚨LAWSUIT CLAIMS PUMPFUN INTERNAL CHATS SHOW IT WAS BUILT TO MAXIMIZE ADDICTIVE TRADING!
In an ongoing class-action lawsuit against Pump.fun and related parties, plaintiffs allege that roughly 5,000 internal team messages reveal the platform was deliberately designed to maximize addictive engagement and fee revenue.
According to the complaint, leadership discussed slot-machine style mechanics and acknowledged the product was built around users continuing to trade even when most lose money.
The claims come from whistleblower materials cited in the amended complaint.
Pumpfun’s Bots/ Botnets/ Alt Accounts/ Minions
I'm going to make this post so I can start documenting all of the accounts in this Pumpfun botnet/ alt account swarm/ army of minions that are paid 50$ a day to attack people they dont like or don’t fall in line with them.
@elonmusk please for the love of God can you help a brother out and resolve this? This company has taken over your platform and has been attacking your users- not just psychologically but financially.
They’ve stolen hundreds of millions of dollars using this infrastructure (and as you can see below- attacked anyone who calls them out) and no one has done a thing.
Read my posts please
𝙇𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙥𝙧𝙤 retweeted
if guys who have genuinely done well here get to the point where they start saying stuff like "it's just not possible for coins to go up anymore"
where does that pin us at @cobie
I'm making 6 figs a month just by mugging grandmothers and young woman in downtown NYC. Not trading, no risks.
I made 270k in September, I'm already up 6 figures in October, and I've averaged 6 figures a month throughout 2026.
In this thread, I'll break down my entire mugging routine: how I find the locations, my setup, and exactly how I secure the bag risk free.
🧵👇
𝙇𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙥𝙧𝙤 retweeted
What I have seen in the last month has shown that lexapro was not crazy enough
𝙇𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙥𝙧𝙤 retweeted
Nothing is safe, nothing is sacred
The bright forest is here
90% done with reverse engineering all of the pumpfun contracts
Should be done tonight
Open source everything or it will be open sourced for you
github.com/lalalune/pumpfun-…
