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I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle it • she/her

Joined June 2012
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yearly psa that florida has one of the most diverse voter bases that is gerrymandered to hell and inflated by 92 year old alt right ghouls retiring here and florida’s minorities are still worthy of your rallying and aren’t to blame for our supermajority laws
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something a bit more different from me but I got a lot to say and I’m not comfortable in front of a camera so… keep AI out of schools!!
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I actually think we SHOULD ruin the futures of adult men who druġ and gang r@pe a woman, YES thanks for asking.
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what is zohran mamdani’s plan to limit the steve and peggy scenes in doomsday
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There’s no dawg in me but I think there’s a cat in me that just wants to sleep all day
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the kind of cartoonishly evil entitlement you must have to think you can just destroy OUR moon. everyone’s moon. the moon humans have looked up at and admired for thousands of years. who the fuck are you to flippantly blemish our moon forever
An abandoned SpaceX rocket travelling at around 5,400mph is expected to crash into the moon, leaving a crater with a diameter of around 17m. (via BBC) The collision is expected to take place today at 7:35 BST, just under an hour from the time of this post.
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They really slutted tom holland out in brand new day (complimentary)
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tonight’s pre show is full of 1D songs 🌟
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“Today is 16 years since one direction was formed and if anyone’s been following my social media today from about 2pm- 5 hours straight top to bottom, I think honestly since the band I’ve only done that twice ever so it was nice to have a moment and reminisce”
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LTHQ: Louis has a show tonight Louis: ONE BAND ONE DREAM ONE DIRECTION BITCH The duality 😂
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louis is celebrating this anniversary like a true one direction fan. going through the discography
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Louis going to come out in striped shirt and red pants tonight if he gets any more nostalgic 🤣
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Going to the show and I’m shaking in my boots
16 fucking years of One Direction!!! Blows my mind. Thank you for changing all our lives and the love and passion you all still show is unmatched! Tonight’s going to be a special show. Spending the rest of the day listening to all the bangers and reminiscing! Thank you for all the memories. And to my brother I Miss you every day but especially on days like today. I know we’d have been celebrating today together!
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16 fucking years of One Direction!!! Blows my mind. Thank you for changing all our lives and the love and passion you all still show is unmatched! Tonight’s going to be a special show. Spending the rest of the day listening to all the bangers and reminiscing! Thank you for all the memories. And to my brother I Miss you every day but especially on days like today. I know we’d have been celebrating today together!
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she’s a 10 but she still commemorates one direction’s anniversary every july 23rd
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16 years ago today, One Direction was formed on X Factor.
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the only greek odyssey i care about is the one three men take to a wedding only to discover they might each be the father of meryl streep’s child
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I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.
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PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS IN JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO HOT TO BE DOING ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happy first day of summer! Let's make it a good one! 💛💚
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