🇬🇧🇿🇼 🇿🇦 Loosen up, we all have bad days and good days. Ons is almal mense, ons kan in vrede saamleef
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Tukai henyu mugare nayo nyika yacho, but ndiwo ma CALA ataizoisa aya matipa 5 years, not ekuti hari inoshandiswa manheru se toilet mumba inonzii 🙄
Se Saturday we are eating 2 fish types... 1. Muramba (Catfish) and 2. Nhetemedzi/njeru (Electric catfish). Try locating the second, I bet you didn't know its local name lol!
+ Black Label Obviously 🤣
The person who designed this ,owes 80s ,90s children an apology!!! Especially those of us who got dragged home by the ear for wanting to taste this coca cola. 🤣🤣
Taida kuravira
Why aren't people in Bulawayo not reproducing like other provinces? What are the impacts on the nation of Zimbabwe?
White Zimbos 🇿🇼: Sleep paralysis is a brief, temporary inability to move or speak while falling asleep or waking up...
Black Zimbos 🇿🇼: Madzikirira ndimbuya vanoroya vanenge vakakugarira, sometimes ndiana tete, unotoziya ne weight difference kuti nhasi ndiyani akandigarira...
🇿🇦 🇿🇼 South African and Zimbabwean elites are always dinning together, whilst we fight each other in the streets.
In this video I saw SA and Zim presidents, The late wicknell chivhayo + Tagwirei
Give a Zimbabwean Chicken and they will sell you the whole country 🚶🏼♂️🙌🏻
Ndikuuya ne chicken slice hobho mundidzosere farm rangu
Just be rich young female human being!! You will not care or mind being black or white 🚶🏼♂️
Kane nhodzerwa
Hezvoo... Where do bus drivers get these guts 😒 STOP it we are still ku funeral. They use helicopters because the roads are bad
People need to respect Lake Kariba... What if you die, I guess its a daily thing🤷🏼 just look at that
Lex Murungu 🇿🇼🇬🇧 retweeted
Chigwell Estate in Chegutu was once a multi million dollar orange exporting farm with 42,000 orange trees, owned by Thomas Beattie.
In 2005, the farm was taken over by Bright Matonga of ZANU–PF, and in less than 3years, it turned into a forest. 🚶♂️ Credit: Ngoni Danzwa
Lex Murungu 🇿🇼🇬🇧 retweeted
Growing up in the 70s and 80s. The soccer star calender was the most famous Calender in Zimbabwe. Literally every household had one. Every shop and drinking places had one.
