Husband, Father, Escape Artist. Here for the laughs, the truths and the occasional hot take. 🇺🇸

VA
Joined October 2024
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Deport them ALL
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ICE agents in Houston just detained a mother and her little girl on the sidewalk. The child is crying, holding onto her mom, while agents in ICE vests stand over them with handcuffs. They eventually load both into the vehicles. Did you vote for this?
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Yep! Exactly what I voted for. Why is it so difficult to comprehend that EVERY ILLEGAL INVADER MUST GO?
Brandon
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ICE agents in Houston just detained a mother and her little girl on the sidewalk. The child is crying, holding onto her mom, while agents in ICE vests stand over them with handcuffs. They eventually load both into the vehicles. Did you vote for this?
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Another immigrant rapist. Where are the feminists??
🚨 Chesterfield County, VA: Earlier this month, Deyvin Garcia Borjas was arrested for Sexual Assault - Intercourse with Victim by Force, Threat, or Intimidation. He has an immigration detainer hold.
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Just a fraction of what I voted for! Looking forward to 30 million more of these!
Brandon
@LibOrNormal4h
ICE agents in Houston just detained a mother and her little girl on the sidewalk. The child is crying, holding onto her mom, while agents in ICE vests stand over them with handcuffs. They eventually load both into the vehicles. Did you vote for this?
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Yawn
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@LibOrNormal4h
ICE agents in Houston just detained a mother and her little girl on the sidewalk. The child is crying, holding onto her mom, while agents in ICE vests stand over them with handcuffs. They eventually load both into the vehicles. Did you vote for this?
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Too Too Funny
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Holy Sht this is awesome 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂
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Do I feel bad for this little girl? Yes, I feel bad for these people but they put themselves in this position. We did not put them in this position. They did it to themselves. There are consequences for your actions. I've always had consequences for my actions. I just wish more people would take responsibility for their own actions!!
Brandon
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ICE agents in Houston just detained a mother and her little girl on the sidewalk. The child is crying, holding onto her mom, while agents in ICE vests stand over them with handcuffs. They eventually load both into the vehicles. Did you vote for this?
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This guy is a Fuking Lunatic 👀🤯😶
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Yes. 🌟🇺🇸🌟 Teach your children how crime does not pay.
Brandon
@LibOrNormal4h
ICE agents in Houston just detained a mother and her little girl on the sidewalk. The child is crying, holding onto her mom, while agents in ICE vests stand over them with handcuffs. They eventually load both into the vehicles. Did you vote for this?
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Yep
Brandon
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ICE agents in Houston just detained a mother and her little girl on the sidewalk. The child is crying, holding onto her mom, while agents in ICE vests stand over them with handcuffs. They eventually load both into the vehicles. Did you vote for this?
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Absolutely
Brandon
@LibOrNormal4h
ICE agents in Houston just detained a mother and her little girl on the sidewalk. The child is crying, holding onto her mom, while agents in ICE vests stand over them with handcuffs. They eventually load both into the vehicles. Did you vote for this?
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Ahh..The crazy DemonRats at play. Sick ass
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Democrats rehearsing their 2026 midterm strategy: dress like sheep, crawl around on all fours, and pretend it’s high art.
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Absolutely did and Want to see more of it.
Brandon
@LibOrNormal4h
ICE agents in Houston just detained a mother and her little girl on the sidewalk. The child is crying, holding onto her mom, while agents in ICE vests stand over them with handcuffs. They eventually load both into the vehicles. Did you vote for this?
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🚨 STEVE SCALISE WENT OFF on ABC. Media is melting down over one Texas GOP candidate’s post. Meanwhile Democrats REFUSE to denounce: • Hasan Piker’s radical anti-American garbage • Socialist candidates pushing OPEN BORDERS again • Defund the Police → now Defund the PRISONS • A candidate with a Nazi tattoo • Someone who said America DESERVED 9/11 — on the 25th anniversary Sharp contrast this November: Common Sense vs. Crazy. Show up and VOTE. 🇺🇸
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Subway puts a hiring sign on the door: $15/hr plus tips. Cashier watches a customer pocket the change and tells her coworker, “Well, no tips today I guess.” Customer points at the sign. She confirms she makes the $15. He tells her making the sandwich is the job she already gets paid for. Tips used to reward exceptional service. Now they’re treated as mandatory even at counter service places where base pay is already $15+. Keep expecting them and businesses never have to raise wages — customers just keep covering the difference. If you’re still auto-tipping at Subway, Chipotle, or the coffee counter when workers are already making that, you’re part of why it doesn’t stop. Change my mind.
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Finding the center point. This is done quite frequently in construction projects.
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🇺🇸It’s not your imagination, it’s the Democratic Party.🇺🇸
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This morning those songs found their way back to my ears again … 🎶 Coffee in hand, trail under my feet, soaking up every last bit of this before the snow decides it owns the place. ❄️ The birds already know.. My lyrics fit the walk better than expected. These mornings feel borrowed and I am not ready to give them back yet. 💙🥶
Fresh air after the school drop-off hits different. Drove the boys into town this morning and walked a quick loop around the lake before heading back. Sunshine and quiet water do something useful to a brain. These are the mornings that make the rest of the day feel lighter. 💙
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Donald Trump had to endure everything from assassination attempts to fake criminal cases to become President. And then he has to fight judges and Congress to get anything done. I still 100% support him and think he's the GOAT! If I lose any followers for saying this, that's fine.
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These are the kind of superheroes I want to see! Not that soy boy has-been Mark Ruffalo. "The Incredible Sulk" now he just sits in a corner and pouts.
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