@LifeInExcess_

Shops too much 🛍 Living in Dubai. Contact: [email protected] UAE

 Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Joined May 2014
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this was probably the worst stage of the pandemic for me
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Cat owners of Twitter, is this a known Christmas issue?
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Hey newspapers, don't all go with 'YOU'RE FIRED'. Plenty of other options: • P45 for P.45 • The Lying King • Unpresidented • Lord of the Lies • Donald Dumped • Down in the Trumps • Game over, combover • POTUS Out Of Our Misery • Orange Is The New Sacked
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This has cleared my head
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Correct apart from one misplaced vowel.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump5 Nov 2020
STOP THE COUNT!
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checking the news today
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Last night I opened a packet of Hobnobs to eat with my tea. Then, one by one, they all started to magically disappear as I drank my tea. VERY STRANGE. I want a refund @McVities #TrumpMeltdown
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If I get my hands on them I’m gonna end up looking like one. White and round.
Jordan | Disney Dad@Jordan_Coombe4 Oct 2018
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
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Erm... I’m a little confused?!? What on Earth is this and why would someone need it?! 😂😂😂
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Things I Like - Cheese Things I Love - Cheese Happiest When - Eating Cheese Sad When - There's No Cheese Worried About - Running out of Cheese Cheese.
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The next time someone says something I disagree with, I’m going to do this and demand a VAR review
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7am-9pm: 1500 carefully balanced calories of nutritious grains, vegetables, fish, nuts and fruit. 9p-midnight: 75000 calories of wine, Dairy Milk, Monster Munch and cheese. Every damn day 🙈
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Rosalynn Carter: “disgraceful and a shame to our country” Laura Bush: "zero-tolerance policy is cruel and immoral" Hillary Clinton: "this is a moral and humanitarian crisis" Michelle Obama: "sometimes truth transcends party" Melania Trump: "I really don't care, do u?"
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Us: please give us a chronological feed Insta: how about a knock off YouTube Us: but chronol- Insta: INTRODUCING IGTV, WHAT EVERYONE USING INSTAGRAM WANTED FROM US – at Seaforth, England
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One of the worst things about being a woman for me? Under tit sweat.
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Huge fan of Harry saying “I’m shitting it” in front of every country in the fucking world.
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"I think I'll go quite casual tonight" #MetGala
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Don't know what I'm going to do when I get to the end of watching friends on Netflix 🙄
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Replying to @LifeInExcess_
Barney is not here for that mans bullshit x
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Today in the UAE: you'll now have to pump your own fuel in Abu Dhabi or pay a fee and if you didn't know better you'd think the world was ending
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