PetiteMuganda🇺🇬💦

Imagine fucking the person you used to jerk off to.

Factssss!!!

Nothing screams whoreeee like disappearing texts

How do I tell him that I can take spankings, hair pulling, bites but if he talks to me ugly I cry 😭

I wanna get a rooom with that big mirror above & yk the rest 😩😂

Good d!ck don’t get threesomes 🤷🏾‍♀️

I wanna get knacked so good that I cry

It’s a weekend. Go out, cheat on your partner, if they catch you, call me 😂

I just wanna wake up in the middle of the night with a whisper of “lift up your leg” 😩

“I have gist for you” A love language 🥰

Avoid friends who think 1m is alot of money

If your woman’s period comes at different times every month, she’s cheating on you…

“Confirm you’re not a robot” Why would a robot search for Johnny sins?

Asking me for money when you know I have a kid on the way in the next 10 years is diabolical 😒

I hate paying for delivery. Just throw, I’ll catch

When someone asks me for a ride, I drive crazy af so they NEVER ask me again.

On everything I love, helping others brings me more joy than anything you can buy

I’ll eat the gum out my hoe mouth..

How you let a man w no passport tell you that you got the best 🐱in the world

Need a hug but I’ll do drugs instead…

I hold grudges so long I won’t even remember what you did and still not fw you