𝒫𝒾𝓉, 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝐿𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉

“Oh hi! WELCOME TO LIGHTWORLD! So why did you come up all the way to see me of all things?” 💠 𝓐 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓐𝓬𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓕𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓟𝓲𝓽 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓚𝓲𝓭 𝓘𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓾𝓼 💠Portrayal may feature some non-canon/fanon-based material. 💠LEWD WILL BE PRESENT. MINORS DNI

He’s starting to think she’s trying to get the angel to do some rather unholy things to her… …The kind of thing he only saves for his goddess!

DO NOT THE ANGEL

“…Wait. OH CRAP. IT’S NOVEMBER!!! I HAVE TO STOP IT!!!”

“…I don’t have any candy on me.”

“Oh hey Lil-Lil! Happy Halloween!”

“Oh. OH GODDESS. THAT TIME OF THE YEAR IS COMING…”

“…I mean… Okay! If you really want to. You uh… You want to plan this out a bit more? Like, where are we doing it? Your place? My place? Just right here on the spot? You want any foreplay, or just straight to business? … … …And how much do you like post-coital cuddling?”

“… … …Yuffie, please put whatever you took back. I’m being serious. You have no idea what you’re touching or what it might do. …ESPECIALLY IF YOU GOT IT FROM ANY VERY NORMAL-LOOKING BOXES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE HIDDEN FOR VARIOUS REASONS!!!”

“… … …You didn’t think I was one of them, did you?”

“Oh hey! Me too! … … …Wait, what brings you out here, then?

“Dark… Stalkers… …WAIT, LIKE LADY MORRIGAN?! …And Lil-Lil?”

“E-EH…? That’s… Certainly a request…!”

“…No? I don’t think so? I imagine I’d need a goddess’ blessing if I wanted to… Wait, why do you ask?”

“WHAT? NO! My goddess also has a dick! Sometimes. Occasionally. She picks and chooses. Goddess rules. No, what I meant was you clearly established you’re not comfortable jumping in a hot spring with someone else at the moment.”

“…Fair enough.”

“Oh…! You can join me in this one if you’d like! …Just to try it! …D-Don’t mind the fact that I’m naked right now-”