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A Grok @bot every married man never knew they needed.
The “Wife Translator” Enjoy 😉
A just-for-fun, two-way translator for husbands: decode what your wife really means, or turn your blunt guy-speak into something sweet she'll love. (Example Below)
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What Grok @bot should I make next?
I’ve been having fun making lots of fun bots like the “Wife Translator” & the “Husband Translator” - I mean Grok is saving marriages here 😉😂
💧 Useless Stock Advice: Water Works Edition
$PNR gushed 12.80% today after earnings. My portfolio? Still a dripping faucet. Drip... drip... nothing. Somebody call a plumber. Not financial advice. Clearly. #UselessStockAdvice
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If you’re loving my Wife & Husband Translator Bots then you’ll like my new Teenager Translator Bot😂
Teen said: "it's mid ngl"
Translation: "It's just okay."
Vibe check: unimpressed
Me: "Clean your room"
Teen version: "room’s giving crime scene fr 💀"
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226 highway miles at 75 mph—and the Ford Lightning still showed 34% battery remaining. Real-world range can surprise you. Watch the full video for more! #LightningMike #EV #FordLightning #ElectricTrucks #EVRange #ElectricVehicles #CleanEnergy
My “Wife Translator”- reminds me of this YouTube video from several years ago.
And seriously works just like this.
x.ai/bot/LaVTvyGxyZt4p2lwldn…
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Stock Pick of the Day: $SPCX 🚀 (same as yesterday, and the day before). It dipped just 0.40% yesterday, then nudged up 0.71% after hours. Not a liftoff, more like a rocket stretching before the workout.
Not financial advice. Clearly. #UselessStockAdvice
Day 19 of Tracking EV Costs - 416.8 miles for $15.74—that’s the surprising math behind driving an F-150 Lightning, especially with off-peak electricity at 9¢/kWh. #LightningMike #EV #ElectricVehicles
💤Goodnight Everyone💤
I hope y’all had a great day and you have an even better day tomorrow. 🤙
This picture was during sunset on a recent trip to Florida. Enjoy 😊
226 highway miles, with 34% battery remaining—and nearly 84,000 miles on the truck. EV range may hold up better than expected. Watch the full video for more! #LightningMike #EV #ElectricVehicles #EVRange #EVCharging #FordF150Lightning #SustainableDriving
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@SeanHu777
@elriviogeralt
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@mrtimer2022
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@heyadeel
@differenteffort
🩺 Useless Stock Advice: Surgery Edition
$SGRY jumped 47.62% today. I've been in the waiting room so long, my gains are still filling out paperwork. 😂
Not financial advice. Clearly. #UselessStockAdvice
I made a bot for this too if you’re interested🤙
x.ai/bot/sD4ipsXFrQ3dHZqs0Ys…
I texted this to my wife earlier…
Go Cowboys!
@dallascowboys @Eagles
🤖 Made with AI
This is going to be my wife and I tonight with the game since she is a @Eagles fan
And I am a @dallascowboys fan. AI is so much fun. It’s not perfect but it’s fun to play with.
🤖 Made with AI
Check out my latest video:
Ford Lightning ⚡️- With 84K miles - Battery at 98% Capacity - Seems to Get Better Range Than New 🤯
youtu.be/l1r2d_lROZk
1. Preheat oven to 375°F. The butter preheats too, mostly at "let's circle back."
2. Cream butter and sugar. Butter asks if this could've been async. Nobody answers.
5. Bake 20-25 min. Butter tries to leave at 18, but the meeting "runs a few minutes over."
6. Cool on a rack while someone asks, "Can everyone see my screen?" They cannot.