AJ

Ryder gives me more actual Johnny Carter vibes than the current Johnny Carter. They found this actor a few years too late. #EastEnders

What spell has John cast over the grannies to do this every week #Strictly

My very scientific analysis says that Cach and Bethany will be the bottom two. Delta might just scrape by thanks to Tabby and Dani likely sweeping the vote this week and pushing the men down the leaderboard. Still, vote for Delta! #Strictly

When Craig gives a 4 the others must feel like rights tits dishing out 8s because they know it wasn’t an 8 and he’s just shown them up. #Strictly

All five votes for Delta. I reckon she’s in danger tonight. People have to get behind her more than ever now. #Strictly

They should drop all the other judges and just get Craig to give his based scores four times instead. #Strictly

There being only two degrees of separation between the Lesbian Sophie Webster and the nation’s sweetheart Kerry Katona it blows your mind it really does

Not gonna lie, I’m kinda worried about Come Fly with Me being wiped off the face of the earth.

Aside from the obvious draw, I genuinely loved this show. Criminal it was cancelled so quickly.

They’ve got an actor before them who spent 30 years on #Neighbours and has thousands of fascinating stories to tell from that time. “Tell us about Kylie and Jason” 🫩🫩🫩

I only wish bad things happen to the Big Brother crowd though. Awful people every last one, absolutely ruined each and every interview this whole season. They need to arm AJ and Will with tasers next year. #bbuk

Was out tonight, just caught up on #bbuk. I’m not totally mad, better winner than the last two vanilla victors. I would’ve chosen Yasmin, but glad she made it to third.

I’m starting an ‘I hate Danny Ramsay’ club. A place where like-minded individuals can unite in opposition to this evil. Membership sign up in the comments. #Neighbours

Not Schafernaker

I haven’t watched it and I’m not going to spoil myself but fingers crossed for one of the Shirleys

What a colourful selection of accounts in the likes. We’re moving in interesting circles lads.