Lil Big Tooth

geeg

I'm going to fuck this

And you could have it all My empire of squirt

*cums on u*

Filling my pussy hole with quickrete

Y'all take plapple pay?

Did you know that not only is it legal to kill any solicitor that knocks on your door but you are actually required by law to slaughter them in cold blood

Throwing a fit because he can't use food stamps to buy edibles called "giraffe nuts" Being a weed-dependent jig might be gayer than getting fucked by a man

Hey @elonmusk do you think you could help me with some landscaping in the back yard real quick

whats good its ya boy lil doo doo trouser

What the fuck are we doing man

Talking to women is so fucking demoralizing

$400 for 32gb of 3-year-old RAM who do I need to kill to fix this

Showing the state trooper my six seven speedrun to stall them from issuing a breathalyzer test

Fucked an Indian bitch now I got diseases they ain't discovered yet

I quit my job so I have more time to buy labubu

Truck stop bathroom completely empty I'm in here screaming at the top of my shit

You hate Vivek because he supports data centers. I hate Vivek because he's Indian.

My nuts itch