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🍪 The Ultimate Cookie

@LilUlti

Dark Enchantress Cookies' greatest creation! ...at least we think we are. (PLEASE read full pinned!)

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Joined April 2026
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[𝔽𝕝𝕖𝕔𝕜𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕠𝕗 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕕𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘] [𝔽𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕙𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝕔𝕣𝕪] [𝕂𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘] [𝕎𝕙𝕪 𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕣𝕪?] The Ultimate Cookie arrives.
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🍪 The Ultimate Cookie retweeted
Dreakt (@mintdreakt) profile picture
Dreakt@mintdreaktNov 2
6* Lychee ACHIEVED! Vote Blue no matter who. Let’s go Democrats
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100000 pizzas please
𝙋𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖 𝘾𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚🍕 (@PizzaCook1e) profile picture𝙋𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖 𝘾𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚🍕@PizzaCook1eNov 2
Thank god this seasons pizza orders are tame
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(Don't have an image cuz at college rn. *ulti was occupied at the tower again, attempting to fix the damage it took during their run in with circuit, paying zero mind to Null's arrival.*
ł₦₮Ɇ₲Ɽł₮Ɏ (@BrokensScript) profile pictureł₦₮Ɇ₲Ɽł₮Ɏ@BrokensScriptNov 2
[#VoidParodies] [the sun sets and night falls] [the moon phase doesnt change] [looks like not much is happening this ni-. . .]
Image from ł₦₮Ɇ₲Ɽł₮Ɏ (@BrokensScript)
Image from ł₦₮Ɇ₲Ɽł₮Ɏ (@BrokensScript)
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Pure vanilla cookie you're not built for this.
✩‧₊˚. ꜱʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ (@RadianceofTruth) profile picture✩‧₊˚. ꜱʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ. ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱@RadianceofTruthNov 2
Replying to @RadianceofTruth @5timeanddeath5
Meet me outside, no weapons.
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(Oh fuck. Whoopsies) Ah, our mistake. Quite a convincing costume.
The Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols (@SouljamHeroes) profile pictureThe Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols
@SouljamHeroesNov 2
🌷 "Ulti… it‘s me… White Lily Cookie…"
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Hmph. Well let us know when you finish clearing the bored. Less work for us.
𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝐶𝑂𝑂𝐾𝐼𝐸 (@5timeanddeath5) profile picture𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝐶𝑂𝑂𝐾𝐼𝐸@5timeanddeath5Nov 2
❝ HAH .ᐟ I may have killed the Director, But never her stupid PAWNS YET . When a Queen Piece falls, a Pawn Can go try to get to the end of the Board to promote to a new one . Which means: NO. BLEUGH, I sound so nerdy .
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(*board Brainfart
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How exactly did this happen? We were under the impression you had fallen and the end of the Dark Enchantress War.
The Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols (@SouljamHeroes) profile pictureThe Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols
@SouljamHeroesNov 2
🌷 "ah… hello…"
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Well isn't this interesting...
The Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols (@SouljamHeroes) profile pictureThe Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols
@SouljamHeroesNov 2
🌷 "well… this is just great…"
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Oh- Does this mean we can mess around with timelines now without getting the TBD's attention?
𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝐶𝑂𝑂𝐾𝐼𝐸 (@5timeanddeath5) profile picture𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝐶𝑂𝑂𝐾𝐼𝐸@5timeanddeath5Nov 2
[CW: Gore] ❝ TO ALL YOU PATHETIC COOKIES, I bring UNFORTUNATE GRAVE NEWS . YOUR LITTLE "GOD PLAYER" IS NOW GONE BY MY HANDS .ᐟ May DEATH and DESTRUCTION come to ALL ... HAHAHAHA .ᐟ ha .
Image from 𝑀𝐸𝐿𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑀 𝐶𝑂𝑂𝐾𝐼𝐸 (@5timeanddeath5)
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I'm so glad Cookie Run has characters that are allowed to be ugly. I feel like gacha characters are expected to be jaw droppingly gorgeous and it doesn't necessarily reflect the real world. Thank you Shadow Milk Cookie for the representation. 💙
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*Once the collector arrives they're greeted with a chaotic site, one of their own group mates + a member of the watchtower attempting to flee from an unknown monster* @DanteManager12 @BrokensScript
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THE COLLECTOR (NOT CANON) (@fatlittlechud2_) profile pictureTHE COLLECTOR (NOT CANON)@fatlittlechud2_Nov 1
#Voidparodies NO MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE! YKW? ONCE I FIND WHO IS SPREADING THIS CORRUPTION IM KICKING THEY ASS. *Fucking runs in the direction of the watch tower*
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🍪 The Ultimate Cookie retweeted
Reimu Hakurei (@Shr1ne_Maid3n) profile picture
Reimu Hakurei@Shr1ne_Maid3nOct 31
Replying to @DanteManager12
Hm... @LilUlti What do you think?
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Image from 🍪 The Ultimate Cookie (@LilUlti)
ł₦₮Ɇ₲Ɽł₮Ɏ (@BrokensScript) profile pictureł₦₮Ɇ₲Ɽł₮Ɏ@BrokensScriptOct 31
//this fucking team 😭
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#VoidParodies What's the plan today guys?
ł₦₮Ɇ₲Ɽł₮Ɏ (@BrokensScript) profile pictureł₦₮Ɇ₲Ɽł₮Ɏ@BrokensScriptOct 31
[#VoidParodies] [the sun rises, ending the torment of the night] [todays activity is learning, if your defenses created last night worked, you’re free to do anything , or reinforce them to work against the new entities, if they didnt work MAKE THEM WORK!!!!]
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Bro thinks he got aura
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 (@TheDarksSword) profile picture𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮@TheDarksSwordOct 31
Replying to @SouljamHeroes
BECAUSE I WILL HURT EVERYONE ELSE. ILL KILL CHIP, ILL CRUMBLE HOLLYBERRYS SON, ILL CRUMBLE GC’S TREASURES!
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Well good luck with that!
The Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols (@SouljamHeroes) profile pictureThe Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols
@SouljamHeroesOct 31
🌷 "I know exactly how to do it!…"
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Still up to reverting the draconification?
The Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols (@SouljamHeroes) profile pictureThe Ancient Heroes, Pitaya & The Idols
@SouljamHeroesOct 31
🌷 "I think I figured it out! I just need something to amplify the Dragontongue!… and then……. this HAS to work… or else…"
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#Voidparodies *Ulti was sitting by the campfire, seemingly taking amusement in the entities struggle to enter.*
Image from 🍪 The Ultimate Cookie (@LilUlti)
ł₦₮Ɇ₲Ɽł₮Ɏ (@BrokensScript) profile pictureł₦₮Ɇ₲Ɽł₮Ɏ@BrokensScriptOct 30
[the fence worked] [r2 was trying to get it, but he couldnt, no other anomalies spawned]
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Good thing we built that fence...
ł₦₮Ɇ₲Ɽł₮Ɏ (@BrokensScript) profile pictureł₦₮Ɇ₲Ɽł₮Ɏ@BrokensScriptOct 30
[#VoidParodies] [night falls once again, the moon hasnt changed, but the monsters know where you live now]
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