I’ve been making bad news rhyme for 20+ years. Former Fox News video cataloger. Now: BAD NEWS IN LIMERICKS— a very short program about very bad news.
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LAUREN BOEBERT’S SEXUAL CHUTZPAH
Lauren Boebert declares with chutzpah
That she doesn’t really know what she saw
..but now it’s not corny
..since everyone’s horny
She’ll meet staff for a ménage-a-trois.
#LaurenBoebert #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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TRUMP FRAUD HOTLINE FLOODED WITH TIPS
Trump knows his Fraud Hotline is flawed
But Americans will stand and applaud
..we believe that his ilk
..will bribe & will bilk
Til his family is arrested for fraud.
#TrumpAdministration #TrumpFamily #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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LOSER TRUMP DESPERATE TO RIG MIDTERMS
Donald Trump will desperately repeat
He predicts a Republican defeat
..he will glare and glower
..he’s losing his power
And that’s why we know he will cheat.
#TraitorTrump #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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WITKOFF SHOWERS PRAISE ON MASS MURDERER
Steve Witkoff will try to maintain
That Putin like Trump is humane
..he admits they are thrilled
..by the millions they killed
And the children they bomb in Ukraine.
#SteveWitkoff #Putin #PutinsPuppet #TraitorTrump
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WITKOFF SHOWERS PRAISE ON PUTIN
Steve Witkoff may attempt to explain
That Russia deserves more free rein
..he’s beginning to think
..we can disrupt Starlink
While pretending Putin is humane.
#SteveWitkoff #Putin #TrumpianFascism
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VANCE PANICS AND PRAISES US ECONOMY
JD Vance may sound strung out and manic
And it seems like he’s starting to panic
..he says without dread
..it’s FULL STEAM AHEAD
And the US is like the Titanic.
#Titanic #JDVance #TrumpAdministration
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MIKE JOHNSON CONFERRING WITH GOD
Speaker Johnson may choose to disguise
All the polling he ignores or denies
..with a wink and a nod
..he’s conferring with God
So it’s he and his “god” we despise.
#SpeakerJohnson #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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TRUMP FLIP-FLOPS ON SEXUAL ORIENTATION
With his dementia clearly on display
Donald Trump is at liberty to say
..I’m crazy and crass
..checking out some man’s ass
And acting so carefree and gay.
#TrumpCaresAboutNOneButHimself
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TRUMP SCAMMING FRAUD WHISTLEBLOWERS
Donald Trump may believe we’re impressed
That whistleblowers will make out the best
..but he made the admission
..take 1 percent commission
And Trump gets to keep all the rest.
#Whistleblower #frauddotgov
Trump bribes people to accuse other Americans of fraud:
"If you turn somebody in, and you find $1B, we are giving a 1% commission. That's a lot of money... And I don't know if you can do this... but if a reporter turns somebody in, you get a 1% commission."
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TRUMP SETS UP FRAUD DOT GOV SITE
Donald Trump will declare and applaud
His reasoning is backward and flawed
..but he can go lower
..bribe each whistleblower
In exchange for reporting a fraud.
#frauddotgov #TraitorTrump
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SPEAKER JOHNSON: CHRIST PROMISES REPUBLICAN VICTORY
Speaker Johnson will declare and it’s odd
Republicans are behind the facade
..but Christ himself confirms
..they will win the mid-terms
Because they are all fighting for God.
#SpeakerJohnson
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TRAITOROUS TRUMP AIDING RUSSIA ENEMIES
Americans are feeling dismayed
At the Treason that Trump has displayed
..but time will reveal
..that when he made a deal
He gave Russia more comfort and aid.
-#Trump #TraitorTrump #TrumpianFascism #Treason
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TRUMP COMPLEMENTS RUSSIA IN IRAN WAR
Donald Trump may have ranted and raved
That Russia has been well-behaved
..he says like a weasel
..I negotiated diesel
And that’s why he flip-flopped and caved.
#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #PutinsPuppet
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TRUMP IS A TRAITOROUS RUSSIAN ASSET
Republicans are too scared to confront
Donald Trump for each outrage and stunt
..they choose to be tacit
..Trump’s a Russian asset
And he’s a traitorous c*nt.
#TraitorTrump #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
@HouseGOP @senategop
trump is a Russian asset and a traitorous cunt.
And you are co-conspirators.
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REPUBLICANS SUPPORT TRUMP AND PUTIN
Republicans have never denied
They caved on what they once decried
..but there was no stopping
..Trump from flip-flopping
And for now we are on Putin’s side.
#TrumpianFascism #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
HE'S A TRAITOR! "Donald Trump has now abandoned pretense and is openly aiding the Kremlin in its war against a friend and partner of the U.S. The American commander in chief has abandoned the Western order."
theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1…
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TRUMP DEFYING LUNATIC JUDGE
Donald Trump will attempt to endorse
The fact that he won’t show remorse
..he’s nursing a grudge
..against a lunatic judge
Who won’t let him build a golf course.
#TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory
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SCOTT BESSENT EXPLAINS PUTIN ALLIANCE
Scott Bessent just declared with a smirk
Donald Trump is revising the work
..he believes in short
..Putin gets our support
Cuz Zelenskyy acts a lot like a jerk.
#scottbessent #Putin #UkraineWar
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SCOTT BESSENT IS SLIGHTLY INSANE
Scott Bessent will attempt to explain
How his opinions are slightly insane
..he sounds weak and feckless
..says Zelenskyy is reckless
And we’re not an ally of Ukraine.
#ScottBessent #TrumpAdministration
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SEAN HANNITY NIXED KATIE ZACHARIA
Sean HANNITY may believe he’s admired
For the staff change that he’s inspired
..he did drop a clue
..in the Exit Interview
That Katie, Trump will say, YOU’RE FIRED!
#KatieZacharia #FoxNews #SeanHannity
