Mr Musk, whose incompetence grew, Merged legacy checkmarks with Blue. The former don’t pay But as of today They look like the goobers who do

A scandal ends Tory’s career, Which lasted for many a year: He worked with his staff On Rogers’ behalf— Or was it Toronto’s? (Unclear)

Morocco persisted, adept, Defenses established and kept; They battled uphill And triumphed 1-nil; Ronaldo of Portugal wept.

Mr Walker, who lies as he likes, Is out, having gotten two strikes; This noted disgrace Has lost in his race But just by a little, so yikes

As Ye made his attitudes clear, Few platforms permitted him near— Just uglier places, The forums & spaces Where nazis are coddled, like here

It may be the end of the road & Twitter as such may implode— Often likened to hell Full of garbage as well & for many, our truest abode

The choice Arizonans prefer Is not Kari Lake, they concur. In time now, the stain Of her ugly campaign Will become, as her face was, a blur

Mr Musk, uninformed all around, Helmed Twitter & ran it aground. The tweeting however Was better than ever For daily this man was beclowned

As vote tabulations advance, The Dems overall have a chance. Other news, to be clear, Is unpleasant to hear; One example is “Senator Vance”

The era of Musk came to pass With layoffs occurring en masse; We’ll pay, he expects, For Twitter’s UX, Which will be, increasingly, ass.