Former gifted kid with ADHD, autism, low IQ, diminished penile volume, erectile dysfunction, body odor.

San Francisco, CA
Joined May 2026
I just checked the leak and it says I have HIV and pretty florid anal-site HPV, so rest assured, everyone: it's fake. I don't have those things
Quest Diagnostics has been hacked. Patient data was exposed. They serve roughly half of U.S. hospitals and physicians. Investigation ongoing.
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Serious question: do Zoomers just not feel any shame about LARPing? It was widely considered gauche when I was a young man, so it surprises me that basically everyone under 30 in the Bay is now doing the equivalent of walking around with a Final Fantasy sword.
week one in sf: - palladium ✅ - lighthaven ✅ - corgi cafe ✅ - vivarium ✅
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DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash-1017 is really very good, but it still has an Claudish quality that I find pretty hard to work with. I don't need you to find hidden requirements in my prompt! I said what I meant!
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One of my least admirable qualities is that I refuse to kill myself, even when I obviously should.
お箏と笙のジムノペディ、めちゃくちゃいい…
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After months of assiduous research and one trillion dollars, the smog of Claudespeak clears upon the model illustrating a pithy aphorism it made up on the spot by syntactic completion, suggesting that livestock are "on the ledger as a cost." Welcome back, old friend.
In December 1958 the Polish embassy in Beijing refused to let the sparrow killers onto its grounds, so the Chinese surrounded it with drummers and kept the drums going for two days until every bird sheltering in the garden had dropped dead from the air, and the diplomats cleared them up with shovels. That is how thorough it was. The campaign had been running since the spring. Every village, school and factory was turned out with gongs, pans and firecrackers to keep the sparrows flying until their hearts gave out. Nests were torn from eaves, eggs smashed, chicks killed, and children went through the fields with slingshots and were paid by the bird. The dead came in by the basket, strung on wires, piled on carts, and the totals went up the chain as a harvest. Something close to two billion sparrows in two years. The embassy garden was the last place in the capital with birdsong in it, and the drums got that too. A zoologist called Zhu Xi had told them before it started that a king had tried this and lost. Frederick the Great of Prussia had put a bounty on sparrows in the 1740s to save his grain and his cherries, and the sparrows went, and the caterpillars they had been eating stripped his orchards to the stalk, and the king cancelled the bounty and paid to have sparrows brought back from neighbouring states and let loose. The whole episode was in the library. The ministry had a figure for what a sparrow ate and no figure for what it did, and a man with the second figure was told to sit down. The locusts arrived on schedule. Then the grain borers. A sparrow takes a few grains from a field in autumn and feeds its chicks nothing but insects all spring, and with the sparrows gone the insects had the rice and the wheat to themselves. The counties with the most sparrows to lose saw their grain fall the furthest, and the rice and wheat that had been holding the country up went down together. That was 1959, and the state took its grain quota anyway, on the harvest that had been reported. What was left in the villages was not enough, and the famine that followed over the next three years is the largest in human history: tens of millions dead, the estimates running from fifteen million to forty-five, whole counties in Anhui and Sichuan where the living could not bury the dead. The sparrows were one cause among several and the economists who have gone back to the county records put the bird's share at something over two million people, with another four hundred thousand never born. Two million, from a campaign against a thing that weighs an ounce. By 1960 the ornithologist Tso-hsin Cheng, who had been cutting open dead sparrows and counting the insects in their stomachs, got the bird struck off the list and bed bugs put in its place. There were almost no sparrows left in China to pardon. So the government did what Prussia had done two centuries before: it bought a quarter of a million sparrows from the Soviet Union and shipped them east in crates, to be released into a country that had drummed every one of their relatives out of the sky. The animal that does the invisible job is always the one on the ledger as a cost. Take the sheep off a chalk down and the orchids are under scrub in twenty years. Fence the cattle off a Welsh hill and the bracken takes it. Empty a savannah of its herds and the grass goes to fire. All of it written down, all of it in the library, all of it available to the next committee with a figure for what a cow eats. Beijing paid Moscow for the birds in hard currency. The men who had said so in 1958 were still not allowed to say so in 1960.
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the guy who banned use of php at amazon way back in the day is probably feeling pretty smug right now
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This must hit so hard if you're someone who should be tortured to death.
Universal High Income The most likely outcome
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Updating this from weekly to daily. I’ll make one more prediction: within five years, the “open” internet, which has been increasingly enclosed by all of these corporations, will vanish entirely. We are moving into the age of private walled gardens. It was nice while it lasted.
To be clear, I still believe this. "The extinction of the human race" is not even remotely on the cards. The likely "bad end" is that the internet becomes unusably inundated with bot traffic dwarfing humans by ~10000x and cyberattacks and data leaks become a weekly occurence.
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If I were a male gynecologist I would keep a couple of bits and gags in the chamber to keep my female patients at ease, considering the obvious. Like in order to lighten the mood before starting my examination, I would say something like “Now it’s time to take a look under the hood!” Or, if I could tell she was a little stressed during the exam by the level of her cervical tension (doctor term I coined), I would stop and cup my hands to my mouth and go “HELLOOOO ….. helloo ….. hello ……. hello” like an echo effect was coming from her cavernous sex. And if we go through the entire exam and we see everything down there is up to snuff or sniff , I would relay the good news by telling them: “Your pussy is BUSSIN’, queen!” then send her on her way with a lollipop in the shape of a vag. Also I’d only see patients who are under the age of 30.
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I hope that, too, you, dear reader, don't have to even look at what this is about to know that it's not.
This is the GPT-3 moment for housing.
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Ok this cracked me up
What if russia occupied 20% of your country?
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Current OpenAI strategy seems to be: - Release always-on agent - Slash Codex quotas to allocate capacity to always-on agent - Freak out because of backlash and let Tibo issue a month of resets "and Codex improvements" - Run out of capacity - Codex is still so broken it undercuts its value proposition - Always-on agent gets its teeth kicked in by Alexandr Wang anyway - While all this is happening, get really into publishing safety disclosures. Make them up if you have to. - While all this is happening, alienate entire mathematical community to demonstrate model capabilities. Model can't be released because of safety disclosures. - IPO
A lot of people at OpenAI need to be fired.
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DAE remember having feelings that seemed "positive"?
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Thank you, Bryan Johnson, for bringing my attention to an important issue: scummy IP-protection fearmongering by Eli Lily.
Your peptides may be coming fentanyl suppliers. Anhui Renchen Technology was indicted in 2023 for supplying the Sinaloa Cartel with fentanyl precursors. Their website currently sells semaglutide and melanotan II. Of roughly 200 Chinese firms TRM Labs tracked selling fentanyl precursors, at least 50 now sell peptides. The shipments enter the US in “master cartons” mislabelled as snack food, broken up by a domestic handler and mailed on. CBP has intercepted around 400 of those operations and seized over 130,000 vials in the past year. FDA records surfaced showing two deaths, one in July and one in September, reported after people injected untested black market retatrutide.
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某一个医学生前任口了我半个小时说:有点轻微的阴道炎。
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Something civilizational I fear we are quietly losing is the heroism of Wall Street risk managers.
Chinese stock market today just entered a bear market. This is what it would look like if you invested $500k in the U.S stock market vs China
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Is just using AWS low-status or something? Surely it's not just too hard!
Railway just became the face of the worst day on the internet this year, but I’m still not doubting them. I’m really mad at them. They put all of us in a terrible spot. It’s a bad look and I won’t pretend otherwise. But it’s easy to beat them while they're down, and that’s not the move I'm taking. Railway wasn’t uniquely careless. They happened to be the best carrier for this attack vector. It could have been any platform, and the attackers picked the juiciest one. The engs there are still some of the most competent people I know, and they’ll come back from this. Yesterday we got two critical PHP RCEs, and the FBI told everyone to take systems offline if they can’t patch them, lmao. We’re entering an era where all software is vulnerable. Every platform holding secrets is a target now. Then who's next? It's only a matter of time before companies start dropping like flies.
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