Lisa Casey

I failed leaving cert maths I don’t know why I tried really hard On the day

My ex gave me one last chance over dinner before dumping me for always rushing him. I was surprised it was over before he even picked me up. I only sent him a photo.. of my new clock.

I found it really hard to let go, I knew I would lose him if I didn’t loosen my grip.. on his breathing tube.

I wanna know who’s been messing with my pens

I love talking to my Neighbour over our little garden wall , and he must’ve really grown to like me over the years because one day out literally of nowhere , he bought me a really nice.. 7 foot fence

I really appriciate when my boyfriend pulls my seat out for me but he shouldn’t just ASSUME I want to be ejected from every plane!

I put a do not disturb sign on my front door and now I can’t go into my house.

Clean your mirror x

I’ve been struggling with an addiction to my phone, so I searched for videos on how to break the cycle, they were so good I couldn’t stop watching.

I fell in love with a new man but he had to move away, Some people know how to make a long distance relationship work but I just couldn’t seem to figure out .. his new address.

Growing up thankfully I learned to ignore kids mocking me, like the time I saw a little boy far out in the sea who was making faces & waving his hands at me and I was able to just, walk away.

I don’t like invalidating people’s feelings so when my ex would say “I feel ugly.” I’d say “yeah, I understand why you feel that way.”

My ex recently tried to take me out but there was no chance because I’ve been doing jujitsu

As a kid I would often slip and hurt myself, especially on the marble covered floors.. Mam would say “Lisa … one of these days you’re gonna …pick those up.”

I was at a talk where the speaker said humans and chimps are 96% the same.  To show him how much I disagreed I threw poop at him.

In art college my favorite technique was going up and down with a really big brush or, to the layperson .. sweeping the floor.

I used to be a successful fortune teller who could accurately predict when buildings were gonna burn down  I had to give it all up to do time for arson.

The customers were very complementary my first at the steak house.. half of them said “well done.”