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🇬🇧🇫🇷🇸🇪talks and writes about all things cycling, athletics, tennis and (occasionally) f1🚴🏽🏎🎾

Joined April 2017
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this might just be my favourite cycling photo ever
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More top ten wins than Zverev this year: - Sinner who hasn't played since Wimbledon - Alcaraz who missed two slams - Musetti battling injuries & personal scandals - Fils who is constantly injured & losing - Djokovic who is 50 & finished - ADM, Nakashima, Tiafoe
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oh this humiliation ritual #healing
Zverev really has zero aura
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History for Alexander Zverev: He becomes the first man to lose his debut match as world No.1 in straight sets! 🔥
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"You can't just ignore what Zverev has accomplished this year!" Yes. Yes, I can.
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There are many reasons why this is the worst men’s tennis season in memory, and this is sure one of them.
New world #1 Alexander Zverev is now 3-9 vs. top 10 players in 2026. Such a brutal stat.
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genuinely what does kooij have to do to get some recognition ???? tell me if I’m being biased, but surely he deserves a nomination here
A new trophy for the fastest riders of the peloton: here are the Men's Sprinter of the year finalists! Une nouvelle récompense pour les hommes les plus rapides du peloton : voici les finalistes du Trophée Sprinteur de l'année ! #velodor
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Musetti vs Fritz in the deadbeat dad derby
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why is Pedersen here?🤔
📊Top riders in 2025 underperforming most in 2026*: 18.8%: 🇵🇹João Almeida 28.5%: 🇧🇪Arnaud De Lie 51.7%: 🇮🇪Ben Healy 54.2%: 🇦🇺Jay Vine 54.9%: 🇸🇮Primož Roglič 56.7%: 🇩🇰Mads Pedersen *🧮share of PCS points scored in 2026 compared to average in 3 seasons before (2023>2025).
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It’s a beautiful thing that Victor Campenaerts has won his first general classification after so many years of a very nice career - and at a time when he had decided to dedicate himself 100% to the role of a domestique. It’s fantastic that he was given this opportunity. 🙂
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I’d you’re shocked at the damage in France to an old town hall you’ll be horrified to hear what’s happened to the beautiful old buildings and heritage of the Palestinians, Lebanese, Syrians, Iraqis and Afghans
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Glad i’m not a fan anymore, and hope he likes his new besties
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Nu börjar en annan intressant säsong! Cyclocross! #Cyclocross
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A very good decision. Not every year has to end with a battle on that climb. Let’s rotate between a sprint finish and a finish with Montmartre. Nice variety. Let the sprinters have something for themselves at least every two or three years.
🇫🇷 2027 Tour de France (2/7-25/7) rumours | #TDF2027 ⛰️ Cote de la Butte Montmartre will not be part of Champs Elysees stage in Paris. (ℹ️ leprogres)
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🚨| George Russell is set to switch his pair of eyes with teammate Kimi Antonelli's in hopes that the Italian will see the track limits better.
🚨 | George Russell is set to take another engine penalty at the Las Vegas GP. Russell is expected to receive the upgraded ADUO power unit with this change. [@SkySportsF1]
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🚨 | BREAKING: George Russell is being sold to one direction to finance a new illegal engine for Kimi Antonelli.
🚨 | George Russell is set to take another engine penalty at the Las Vegas GP. Russell is expected to receive the upgraded ADUO power unit with this change. [@SkySportsF1]
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Just realised i haven't watched a minute of tennis since wimbledon 😭😭😭😭😭
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Tsitsipas having more top ten wins than Zverev this season
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uh oh
EXCLUSIVE: Matthew Richardson withdrawn from UCI world track championships after @TimesSport discovers he’s the subject of a British Cycling investigation into allegations of misconduct thetimes.com/article/6cb2a80…
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GO UNC GO UNC
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This won't stop unless cyclists boycott a race. A car appears on the course = race is cancelled. And let the organizer figure out how to prevent it. Cyclists DON'T WANT TO DIE. They want to feel safe. If the organizer cannot guarantee that, the race shouldn't take place.
This is terrible to see how basically absolutely nothing has changed since Finlay Tarling's accident. Yesterday at Coppa Bernocchi a DHL van saw the race was happening and still fully entered the course. But why could he’ve easily entered the course? Because there was no marshal at that entry from the public road from San Bernardo town. This was already enough. But today, after the Tre Valli Varesine race during the podium ceremony, Pidcock revealed that his Pinarello-Q36.5 teammates Marcel Camprubì and Thomas Gloag had been hit by a police motorbike travelling in the opposite direction with six laps of the finishing circuit remaining. The incident was not shown on the live broadcast. Pidcock also said he wanted to stop the race himself as a form of protest. “I wanted to stop racing myself; I was mad. I had guys riding in front of me, for me, and two of them were on the floor… Luckily, Marcel was ok; he could continue. Tom was also ok in the end, but he stopped the race; he has some stitches in his knee. Things like this shouldn’t happen.”
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