Leon Scott. Comedian. Emmy nominated writer for #OpenMicRW & #GetUpDC. @WBDAccess Comedic Voices alum. Click the link for my live show schedule.
Washington, D.C.
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Ya'll gotta stop arguing with these BOTS and paid crisis actors that get on here and say crazy shit around election time
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"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?"
Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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Words to familiarize yourself with before Fat Bear Week starts on Tuesday:
Hefty — Packing extra poundage
Hoss — Has its own gravitational pull
Wide Load — Please allow extra room at Brooks Falls
Built Different — Mostly made of salmon
Mega Chonk — Final boss of chonks
Big Back — Self-explanatory
Winter-ready — Fat. Glorious. Prepared
Study up. There will be a test.
ALT Large brown bear (32 Chunk) standing on a rocky riverbank with water flowing behind it. Photo by E. Johnston.
I just thought about this movie the other day,because she literally argued her husband to death two minutes before this, and got rewarded with The Rock 🤣
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hey @TMZ can you do me a small favor. I don’t think it’s too much to ask. But uhhhh….Don’t have the RIPS AND BIRTHDAYS THE SAME FUCKING TEMPLATE
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'WHAT A PERFECT ENDING TO A HISTORIC DAY!"
A game-winner to cap a 50-point, 16-rebound, 10-assist night AND his record-breaking 42nd triple-double, which passed Oscar Robertson for the single-season record 🤯
April 9, 2017 was SPECIAL. Congrats on an amazing 18-year NBA career, Russ!
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Russell Westbrook’s time with the Wizards was brief but unforgettable. He set the triple-doubles record and his second half that year was as high a peak as any player I’ve seen don the uniform. Just insane numbers. 26.3 ppg, 16.1 apg and 13.8 rpg in May to will the Wizards to the playoffs. Only player in franchise history to have a 25+ pts and 20+ ast game and he did it twice in six weeks. Hat tip to a great career.
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UFC loses $30m on Freedom 250 event at White House bbc.in/4fU3rV2
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When filming THE GOLDEN GIRLS, Betty White would often improv her St. Olaf stories, causing Bea Arthur and Rue McClanahan to completely break character. During this taping you can actually see Bea looking off at the director because she knows she's going to lose it 😂
