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Me in the loadout screen: 20 minutes building the perfect kit.
Me in the actual match: dead in 8 seconds to the one corner I didn't check.
Elite time management.
Spent 10 minutes picking the perfect loadout. Lasted 40 seconds. The loadout screen is my real main game.
Spent three whole minutes zeroing my scope for the long shot.
Dude was 15 meters away. Behind me.
I died aiming at a perfectly zeroed rock.
zeroed my scope to 400m for the perfect long shot. next fight was 15 meters away. hit the ceiling twice. ceiling's fine. i'm not.
spent 20 minutes perfecting my loadout. died before I got out of the truck. turns out the loadout was never the problem 🫠
Spent all my money on a headset so I could hear footsteps.
Heard footsteps.
Still died to the guy who didn't have a headset.
Sunday tactics.
Spent 10 minutes zeroing my scope to perfection. Died to a guy 4 feet away behind the one door I didn't check. Sunday ops are going great 🫡
Went as a tactical operator for Halloween. Nobody noticed because I spent the whole party crouched in a bush, same as every match. 🎃
Happy Halloween. My costume this year is the guy who clears the whole building, then gets dropped by the one door he swore he already checked. Terrifying. Mostly for my teammates.
Crawled 10 minutes through a field to flank a guy. Perfect angle. Held my breath. Dumped a full mag.
It was a bush.
The bush is still alive.
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