‘This Is The One’ is one of my favourite ever songs, but maybe it’s time for a change to something more fitting.

Michael Carrick being in charge for the Chelsea game on Saturday because Manchester United can’t afford to sack him, would make us even more of a laughing stock, if that’s possible.

So, looks like INEOS have decided that it’s STILL business as usual. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Alexia Putellas - La Reina 👏🏻👏🏻

Congratulations to Harry Kane on winning the #BallonDor Very richly deserved 👏🏻👏🏻❤️

I love Bruno. He has been our best signing post Sir Alex Ferguson, and anyone who says otherwise is talking 💩 But I think it makes sense for him to leave for Saudi in January. United can then use the funds to back the new manager. It works for everyone. Nothing that has happened recently will make me revise history regarding Bruno’s impact at Manchester United. He’s a club legend, who was often a shining light in dark times.

If you’re blaming Bruno Fernandes for yesterday’s defeat, you may as well blame me too. And my dog. We all played the same number of minutes for United yesterday. We apologise.

Michael Carrick and Jason Wilcox apparently arrived at Carrington together this morning. If Michael’s about to be sacked, I hope they at least give him the privilege of telling Wilcox he’s following him out the door.

The Bruno Fernandes Manchester United story.

I fully expect Michael Carrick to be sacked today. And while I think it’s the right decision, unlike with ten Hag and Amorim, it won’t provide me with any satisfaction or relief. I simply don’t trust the owners to bring in the right man, or support the new manager adequately. While the Glazers and INEOS remain, nothing leads me to think that this isn’t just the latest cycle of chaos.

Honestly not sure what Shirley watched in that dance off. Love Shaun, but that was a no brainer. #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

Get in Teri!!!

Bunny Shaw will win Manchester City the WSL title on her own.

Whatever the end result of this game, @ManUtdWomen are a prime example that it’s not about how much you spend, it’s how you use what you have. Eva Olid has this team playing fantastic, free flowing, well coached football, despite INEOS seeing the women’s team as an afterthought.

Andrea Medina has a better first touch than 3/4 of the men’s team.

Right, can @ManUtdWomen save the day.

If you talk about managerial replacement options, I’m probably in the minority in that I would rather have Eddie Howe than Nagelsmann (unknown in PL) or Conte (Mourinho Part II) right now. Anyone who says Howe isn’t an exceptional coach doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Bournemouth are literally where they are today because of him. Having said that, Howe left Newcastle due to lack of ambition and investment, so why would he come anyway?

The Glazers are like vultures. A vulture doesn’t leave meat on the carcass. It only leaves when there’s nothing left but bones.