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i'm still the strongest one in the sea, king neptune aint got none on me. πŸ”± pull up. ⛐

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Joined September 2019
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Name a song that instantly puts you in a good mood
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Larry "The Rock" Lobster retweeted
if animals ever find out we cook them like this they’ll unite and fight back
The way he baited us with the knife 😭😭
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Larry "The Rock" Lobster retweeted
Changing my eating habits saved my life
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However it go, it’s gon end with me winning.
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I hate when ppl say β€œtake it 1 day at a time" tf else ima do skip tuesdayπŸ˜’
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Jus got 3 back to back shots for my birthday, we up.
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Girlfriend asks for all these things but the moment I ask for head she looks at me all silly. πŸ™„
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Doctor: you need to eat 3x a day Me: write me a prescription for FOODSTAMPS then. πŸ™„πŸ€£
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Dentist are just mad you aint got $5500 jus laying around πŸ’€πŸ˜­
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Yo ass ain't coming back.
I’m for sure about to play ding dong ditch on this house 😈
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heard Jay Z hung out with Jeffrey Epstein, this true?
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How is Starbucks out of coffee in Target, just go get it lazy.
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Jus saw sponge beat up some guy for slamming the door in his face over some wrong pizza order. 🀣
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When you're playing bumper cars with your homie
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Its always the one flexing about how many girls they been with, that are single for the rest of their life.
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Just told sponges parents he was coming out the closet, all they said was "omfgygbkm" πŸ˜¬πŸ™„
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Just bought a Lexus rx 350, they forgot to put the tires on so I'm using roller skates with zip tie straps.
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would what be your choice of weapon during a zombie outbreak? only able to use the item to the left or right of you.
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Larry "The Rock" Lobster retweeted
πŸ«§πŸ’πŸ€‘πŸŽˆ
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*hiding from the school shooter* There is always one that does this. Look ⬇️ swipe ➑️
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