Cool story bro. So you’re not a United fan but still spend your time in the comments of United fans just to talk shit and be a stupid cunt. I read ya. Your inability to type coherent sentences is making my brain hurt. USA USA USA 🇺🇸

Where did I even say I wanted Eddie Howe? I know USA literacy statistics are bad but can’t you read? You’re thick as fuck my guy. 🏈

Better than LVG who coaches Barcelona yeah? 😂😂 okay. But because he took tiny Newcastle back to 12th in the league with the league cup then left you, he’s good. Geordies are the thickest most stubborn brain dead fan base in the country.

What baffles me is they’ve got the day off. Surely I can’t be the only one that thinks they should be running their bollocks off today? #MUFC

No bro. You’re the goldfish. Whatever run the list means. Only you know.

@tirvo_ @V_the_Cityzen

115 and counting lad. You’re going to league 2

@Megatoughscen3 @exileonmainerd