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🌢️ Chili 🌢️ | Writer. Baker. Horny. Pretty gay. Diagnosed with Bakugo. (he/them | 30+) @bkdkswitchzine @ZT_TransBkgZine @Lockdown_zine @BF_AnthoZine

Joined February 2012
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Welcome! I'm C and I write fanfiction! Most of it filthy, but not always. Updates are sporadic and unannounced, but hey: who doesn't love a surprise? Fics - archiveofourown.org/users/Ke… Threads - nitter.gq/i/events/1526275803553…
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Holy shit 🀣🀣
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To all the people playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the very first time… It’s okay, you can hit the chickens. You won’t hurt them.
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I don’t understand the loophole of calling it an β€œ8-hour shift” when the unpaid lunch hour means I’m physically at the workplace for 9 full hours.
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The fact that we have to ask permission to take time off just to experience our own lives is actually ridiculous when you stop and think about it.
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THE TESLA CYBERTRUCK HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED DUE TO FALLING SALES AND A CHANGING CULTURAL ENVIRONMENT
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT THE REPUBLICANS DESIGNED THEIR HEALTHCARE CUTS TO TAKE AFFECT STARTING IN 2027 BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO CREATE A PROBLEM TO BLAME DEMOCRATS FOR! THEY KNEW THEY WOULD LOSE, SO THEY MADE YOUR LIFE MORE EXPENSIVE TO GIVE THEMSELVES A TALKING POINT!
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They're renaming IHOP to the International House of Pronouns.
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it’s elon mosque now
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Oh man I cant wait till we get to start renaming stuff
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burt hummel the dad of all time πŸ˜­β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή
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πŸ”ž 😴 Prince of Tired 😴 πŸ”ž retweeted
wait since woke is back yall got to stop w the r slur
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i can’t believe this is real
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Huge reminder
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Nobody warns you that being an autistic adult is mostly recovering from things. Recovering from work, Recovering from errands, talking, thinking, living, Recovering from something you actually fucking enjoyed.
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and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause yall seem to forget how start dates work
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The people of Kansas made their voices heard, and I’m deeply honored by the trust Kansans placed in me to serve as your next governor. Whether I earned your vote or not, I will work for you. Throughout this campaign, I heard from people who want their leaders to put politics aside and work together to deliver on the things that matter most: strong public schools, lower costs for our families and farmers, and an economy where every Kansan can get ahead. I thank Senate President Ty Masterson for his service to our state and congratulate him on running a hard-fought campaign. In the days ahead, I look forward to working closely with Governor Laura Kelly to ensure a smooth transition and build on the progress our state has made. Now, we move forward - together.
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Governor Kelly’s statement on the election of Governor-elect Cindy Holscher, the first time in Kansas history a Democrat succeeds a Democrat as governor, and makes Kansas the first state to have elected four Democratic women governors:
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Ao3 sacrificing itself so all it's users would actually get off their asses and go vote this year
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