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Joined May 2021
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Lest we Forget
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Rest in peace, Manchester United Football Club.
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FOR THE SECOND NIGHT IN A ROW... VJ EDGECOMBE WITH THE CLUTCH TRIPLE. SIXERS MOVE 6-1 ON THE SEASON 🔔
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That first 20 seconds is the most I've laughed all month bro
No exaggeration he is the funniest man on the planet right now
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Why does every fucker not named Manchester United get to have all the fun in the world and have good things come to their club? What kind of fuckin deal with the devil did we do for them 13 PL titles and to have Rooney and Ronaldo?
2 mins into his prem debut, we’ve got our Yamal.
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Might have to be the goat
Victor Wembanyama dresses up as Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher for Halloween.
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Town in Manchester is an absolute GYA server rn 😭😭😭😭
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Absolute disgrace and I know his name. THIS IS DIOGO DALOT AND HE PLAYS FOR MANCHESTER UNITED.
Just been sent this. Disgusting. Let’s make this arsehole famous. #SAFC
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Hayden Christensen says he once got recognized by someone who was robbing his house. The burglar gave him his stuff back & apologized so Hayden let him have some clothes and a pair of shoes. (Source: thenerdwire.com/2026/10/30/h…)
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This pictures aged very well
📢🇩🇪 Bayern Munich fans: "Glazers, Sheikh Mansour, all autocrats out. Football belongs to the people."
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Only “footballer” we have lmao feel awful for him
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HELLOOOOO PLAY THE LEFT BACK AT LEFT BACK YOU DICK @carras16
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Amass (19, LB) vs AS Monaco 30.10.26 (90 min) #mufc
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Zero sympathy for Carrick he continues to play cunts like Amad and Dalot instead of Lacey and Amass. He’s a mong himself.
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They need to lock Amad in carrington until he’s scored 200 goals in finishing drills the prick
So annoying man
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Wilcox patting Dalot on the back after that 🙃
United executives Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox get on the team bus after United’s 2-0 defeat Stamford Bridge #mufc #cfc
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Palace draw and they leap us Ahahhaha
Manchester United are in the relegation zone now:
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This club is absolutely fucked 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Diogo Dalot when asked as one of the senior #mufc players what he can do to turn this around: “Tomorrow, try to give my best. Always fight for the club and try to match the standards that we should have every single day. And then on the pitch, give everything for the club.” [@stadiumastro]
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City performances have dropped recently think it’s setting in on the players that anything this season won’t count and they’ll all be going down 😂😂
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I hate Bron wasted all that time w the Lakers
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Martinez meant that. Remember Heinze when he wanted out? Slippery bastards
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