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A quote for you to read—isn’t that thoughtful?

Wisconsin
Joined February 2009
Replying to @rivbutcher
This is just some of the arbitrary junk that the current generation needs to break right through. Elbows on the table are fine and without consequence. Wearing a hat indoors is okay. Tradition is not reason.
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A piledriver as a finisher is so appropriate. A piledriver would fuck up anyone, except for George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher—delete Google, download DuckDuckGo, search “George ‘Corpsegrinder’ Fisher” and check out that guy’s neck. But yeah, it’s a total fatality move. #AEWCollision
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This is going to be the darkest fucking January of our lives.
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Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.
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With all the respect in the world for Bryan Danielson, there is a new best wrestler in the world and his name is Zack Sabre Jr. #zacksabrejr #iwgp #njpw
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WWE docs are like American textbooks explaining America.
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I really like Jack Perry. I’ve actively referred to him as Figure of Controversy three times tonight. @AEWonTV #AEW5 #AEWDynamite
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Jesus Christ, look at this picture I just took of AEW World Champion Bryan “The American Dragon” Danielson. @AEWonTV #AEW5 #AEWDynamite
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I have one Golden Circle VIP ticket for sale for @f1rstwrestling’s Saturday Night Nitro. This includes admission to F1RST Fan Fest tomorrow. I’d love to go, but it’s not happening this year. I really want someone else to enjoy it and not leave a seat empty. Face value.👇🏽
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Checked with MOA Guest Relations about transferring the ticket, their response: “Your friend will be fine for entry as long as they have the order/confirmation number. It won't be necessary to change the buyer information.” I’ll email you the 🎫. I do Venmo and PayPal. Thanks!
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Good morning. This is still available. Ninety bucks: one Golden Circle VIP seat, two F1RST Fan Fest admissions. 🎫 #MAKIITOH
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Everyone’s thinking it, no one’s saying it: PAC vs. Ospreay We’re going to see it. We’ve got to. #AEWDoubleorNothing
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I love the name Hikaru Shida. It’s lovely, but it also sounds like a question and an answer. “Hikaru?” (nods) “… shida.” #AEWCollision @AEWonTV
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Orange Cassidy tried poking through Hologram the wrestler. This is the seed for a feud, this is where it begins. Remember this moment. #AEWCollision @AEWonTV
TBF... we'd check too Hologram teams with Orange Cassidy and Kyle O'Reilly in trios action to kick off #AEWCollision LIVE on TNT
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That Brainbuster on the outside of the ring was so brutal because Ishii is so short and Kyle Fletcher is so tall I KNOW FUCKING PRO WRESTLING. #ewwwww #AEWCollision
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Ishii is the Goddamn Bowling Ball of Professional Wrestling. I mean that in a positive way. #AEWCollision @AEWonTV
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Supposedly underneath the horns and the tusks and the bullring, the Beast Mortos is pretty good looking. #AEWCollision @AEWonTV
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Whoaaaa, Dante Martin just pinned Ariya Daivari in the middle of the ring in the opening match at Wembley! #minnesota @f1rstwrestling @AEW #AEWAllInLondon @FirstAvenue #wrestlepalooza #saturdaynightnitro
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Norfolk, Virginia has truly come out of it tonight with some five-star signs. Why is the humor in Norfolk so potent? #AEWDynamite @AEW
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2013 ( … the future)
With the success of Twisters, it’s now surely only a matter of days until the greenlighting of Dante’s Peaks.
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