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If I spend the rest of my life writing comedy I may never write something as funny as shouting “Get tae fuck, ya junkie” at an Orca:
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Fair play to anyone who can truly relax in someone else’s home. If I’m left alone in a house as a guest, I will sit still and upright, quietly watching the TV channel they left on for me, occasionally taking a sip of tap water from the only drinking vessel I could find (a mug left on the side) which I will then wash up at the sink even though they have a dishwasher. Eventually they’ll come home and say “why are you sitting in the dark?” Because the sun went down and I didn’t want to take the liberty of turning on your lights.
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A #BritishFoodFortnight debate topic...
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