It’s gameday! Just a reminder that we’re going to be on the butterfly today

So Arch is a wide-open drop from 200 yards and 2 TDs in the first 15 minutes of football? Not bad.

What a frustrating half.

After getting bailed out on consecutive turnover-worthy plays, that cursed drive ends needing inches and getting stuffed.

Extend Jeff Banks, obviously.

“Let’s Go. Let’s do this shit.” - the poet Raleek “El Diablito” Brown, after a 32-yard TD run. #HookEm

Suboptimal.

Texas can’t get out of their own way. Penalties to negate turnovers and stops. Offense giving the defense 30 seconds of rest with their 3-and-outs. Special teams giving away points.

As evidenced by the product they put out on the field: Sark and Venables are defensive masterminds who can’t field a consistent offense no matter the offensive coordinator…

Was going to say “Cooper is gonna be a problem,” but the Freshman already is a problem for defenses. He has IT.

Leave Jeff Banks in Dallas. The strip clubs are decent, he’ll be ok.

For all the Cam Coleman hate, Five TDs in five games (three of them against ELITE defenses) ain’t too bad! #HookEm

For as bad as OU is, it will still be hard to score on a very good defense. But man. Laughably bad offense.

This fit and normal glasses? Sheesh. Texas by 30?

It’s [insert time you read this] and OU still sucks…now find out exactly why that is with our in-depth preview of Red River this weekend. #Hookem open.spotify.com/episode/4w7…

We are in the thick of football season, but basketball (exhibition) tips in 19 days for @TexasMBB and 13 for @TexasWBB! With big expectations for both, check our double 🏀preview show. #HookEm open.spotify.com/episode/2VB…

“One touch, one touchdown.” The guy is doing nursery rhymes (and making football look easy)

As we, hopefully, get closure on the onside kick, it’s important to remember that you can hold multiple, sometimes conflicting thoughts in your head. Wingo got hands on it, he should have grabbed it. That ball took a weird turn, which is the point of the kick. A win is a win

I’m of the opinion that Texas shouldn’t have put itself in position for the refs to make a difference in the game, but this is good to know.

~looking at #4 Ole Miss struggling in the Swamp~ I guess it’s not so easy to go on the road in the SEC* and win… *Except Kyle Field