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Longlius

@Longlius

Software Consultant and Neophyte of the Exalted Order of John McCarthy.

 Arkansas
Joined January 2010
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My Account has Pretty much Become The "Go To" Account for Stocks and Broths. And this is Just the Beginning.
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Scott Colom has read the LBJ series
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“What is your Raising Canes order?”
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Big Mayo
@Big_Mayo_Nov 3
Be ungovernable
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It cannot be overstated how culturally significant shut the fuck up holy shit poasting is. I dont think you could engineer a better anti-progressive memetic virus in lab if you tried.
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shut the fuck up holy shit
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Midterm status: the Vice President is latina-posting
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@factpostnewsNov 2
Vance: I'm really a sweetheart. But some people say that I'm an attack dog
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> called semen > only comes out when i see women
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Remember, Halloween isn’t about candy or costumes or decorations! The true meaning of Halloween is rural chuds bullying effete school teachers.
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"Omg Zephyr is so cool" "MCH dont make that face" "Machinist is dead" "Machinist got aura gapped" Meanwhile Machinist getting new tools every expac:
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emma@timesnewemmaOct 31
in the oversaturated market of Austen adaptations, netflix bravely asks the question: what if everyone in Pride and Prejudice were ugly?
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@netflixOct 28
“It is a truth universally acknowledged…” Emma Corrin and Jack Lowden star in Pride and Prejudice, a series by Dolly Alderton. Premieres December 3.
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MOON@sixthstelliumOct 31
just remembered this tumblr post
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Yams (@kitkat4xl) profile pictureYams@kitkat4xlOct 30
Why was Naruto bullied for being a jinchuriki and not for being named Fishcake
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the new alliance raids be like
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Yearly reminder to check your children's candy tonight! You never know what could be in there!
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Welcome to Trump’s America. You need to hand over your ID just to download a news app. Apparently, this is what protecting freedom looks like now.
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Reclaim The Net (@ReclaimTheNetHQ) profile pictureReclaim The Net
@ReclaimTheNetHQOct 30
Alabama passed a law, 138 votes to nothing, that makes every phone user in the state prove their age before downloading a single app. A 45-year-old who wants a news app has to hand ID to Google first. Existing accounts get no pass either. Every one of them must be verified by October 2027. Teenagers will need a parent’s sign-off to install Wikipedia, Duolingo or a Bible app, and kids without a parent to ask get locked out completely. Apple, Google and Amazon’s lobby group has now sued to block it on First Amendment grounds. reclaimthenet.org/alabama-is…
Alabama is Sued Over App Store Age Verification Law

Alabama is Sued Over App Store Age Verification Law

The complaint argues that carding users before they reach an app is not so different from carding readers at a bookstore.

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Trig@Trigonom3tricOct 30
Women everywhere in shambles On the bright side, it's now a great time to pick up a fujo baddie in the manga section of your local Barnes & Noble Buy the dip.
AO3 Status (@AO3_Status) profile pictureAO3 Status@AO3_StatusOct 29
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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@WIREDOct 29
Sources tell WIRED that an Accenture employee’s personal Claude agent ran on a DOD network for two months before it was identified and the vulnerability could be patched. buff.ly/nUjCkPs
A Defense Contractor Gave Their Personal AI Agent Access to a Secure Pentagon System

A Defense Contractor Gave Their Personal AI Agent Access to a Secure Pentagon System

Sources tell WIRED that an Accenture employee’s personal Claude agent ran on a DOD network for two months before it was identified and the vulnerability could be patched.

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Ethan.
@ELWillis10Oct 30
Elite overproduction is an invented problem. You actually just have elite underutilization.
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