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Jay-Z has reportedly picked himself to headline the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show. According to Puck News, multiple sources say Jay-Z will perform at Super Bowl LXI in Los Angeles. [📸: GETTY ]
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I gotta say, I’m enjoying the fake stories way more than the fake skits
Last Sunday, two police officers came to my garage while I was washing my car. My neighbor stood behind them with his arms folded. One officer asked where I’d got the pressure washer. I said I’d bought it three years ago. My neighbor had borrowed it last month, and his wife returned it on Saturday. He interrupted. “She wasn’t supposed to give it to him.” I thought this was an argument about how long he could borrow something. Then the officer explained that another man had reported paying $180 for that exact machine. My neighbor had told the buyer I’d taken it. I looked at him. “You sold my pressure washer?” He shook his head at me, like I was the one making things difficult. “Can we talk about this without everyone here?”
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🚨JUST IN: A 27-year-old mom allegedly stabbed her husband and their 3-year-old son to death inside a hotel room at Great Wolf Lodge in the Poconos. Then she called 911 asking how to find the right vein so she could finish herself off. "My husband and son are already gone," she told dispatchers. "They're already gone, I'm sorry." Metallica Rose Harrison stabbed them both in the chest, police say. Her husband Charles was found on the mattress. Their little boy was found on the floor. Two knives were recovered from the bathroom. When cops arrested her, she refused to talk, saying she was "suicidal, not stupid." In the ambulance she told medics, "Every day, I work so hard to be the best person, the best mother, the best wife... I was supposed to have my happy family." Then she asked how deep her vein was so she'd know for "next time." The family had been staying at the resort since September 21st and had just extended their stay. She's now charged with two counts of criminal homicide. This exactly what I was afraid of after the Lindsay Clancy verdict. When a jury tells the world a mother can kill her children and walk away saying it was her mental state, that sends a message. Every mom who snaps now has a playbook, and I guarantee her potential lawyers are already studying it. Meanwhile, a wonderful 3-year-old boy and his dad are dead.
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that's a Jets dub
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Even the nigga who be putting boots on niggas cars in ATL, is doing gambling ads
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That new Tinashe album is kinda hard
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Black Twitter I laughed too hard at this! My algorithm something else 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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We over reacted, run the AI filter back brother
👤FRENCH MONTANA👤 👤MAX B👤 👤FENIX FLEXIN👤 💿RUN IT UP💿 ⬜️MUSIC VIDEO⬜️ ⬜️PRODUCED BY PURP ON THE BEAT⬜️ 🚨OUT NOW🚨
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ts is so beautiful i just don’t get how you can deny how connected we are
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If Maine is dumb enough to re-elect her, they deserve everything coming to them..
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This who niggas was getting life advice from btw
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…
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Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On August 16, 2026, Hal Jordan, the first Green Lantern from Earth, my friend, died. He fucking died.
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IS YOU COOL? ❄️ #TINATUESDAY FREESTYLE OUT NOW !! RUN IT UP HOTTIES 🔥 youtu.be/qePuy07EjnE?si=-Ijx…
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what’s mandani’s plan to revive hal jordan
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The funniest shit is that these movies are absurdly expensive and they’re showing up with just vibes 😂😂😂
Joe Russo explains why they filmed ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ with an unfinished script. “We’re improvisation-based, rehearsal-based directors. We like to see what the actors bring to the characters & sometimes you don’t get the actors until a few days or few weeks before you shoot them. And a lot of the time, that’s when the magic happens.” (Source: apnews.com/article/doomsday-…)
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Maybe the real “The Batman: Part II” was the friends we made along the way
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Somebody Tell Will Smith to smack Cuh again 👋🏿 🤦🏿‍♂️
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The shock value of my success put bolts in me All this money, is God playin' a joke on me? Is it for the moment, and will he see me as Job? Take it from me and leave me worse than I was before?
Replying to @CartuneNetwerk
From his own words he still fears going broke from bad financial decisions
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The internet that I knew as a child is lowkey gone. I pray the youth can get the same mercy. Some of y’all digital footprints are insane
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‘THE BATMAN 2’ has been delayed to October 2, 2026.
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