Dave👾 retweeted
Chelsea fans no fit talk too much, Man U fans no fit talk too much.
Everybody just dey guide. 😂😂😂
Dave👾 retweeted
“I just born pikin for my husband, you go wait mk my T0T0 rest, before I go come your house again”
Na wetin I just hear for where I go buy akara & bread.
Dave👾 retweeted
Inter Miami was leading Orlando 2-0.
Messi, scored the third goal and after he scored, he told Orlando's bench of substitutes if they wanted his autograph.
And in the end,
Orlando won the game from 3-0 to 4-3😂😂
Messi started fighting 😂
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Messi's "autograph" writing gesture toward Orlando's coaching staff came in a different match: after his 90th-minute free kick sealed Inter Miami's 4-2 win at Orlando.
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Dave👾 retweeted
guys really funny gan 😂🤣
you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too.
babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked.
you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them”
let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣
i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈
Dave👾 retweeted
Congratulations my brother on the birth of your second daughter
God bless your family ❤️ @victorosimhen9

























