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You make me want to listen to music again! ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ Java is forever in my heart ๐Ÿพ

Central coast, CA
Joined July 2009
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What Iโ€™m about to write is true and very funny. A few years ago; the company that makes Cards Against Humanity bought a piece of land in Texas which sits on the space X campus. On that land they are building a statue explicitly to annoy Elon Musk. ๐Ÿงต
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Lori ๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐ŸŒŠ retweeted
Yes, this is real. The First Lady posted this message. Honestly, have we no shame?
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โ€œThe festering carcass of American rot Brilliant article from the UK๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer dipshit traitor fuck
Jack Posobiec is expected to be removed from Turning Point USA following reports that he may be lobbying for Qatar, who financially supports the Muslim Brotherhood. Team Trump unfollowed Posobiec on social media yesterday. The disgraced former Navy officer previously had his security clearance revoked for allegedly sharing classified information on Twitter before his separation from the Navy Reserve.
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This still pisses me off on a regular basis
Alex Pretti had a gun holstered on his person. He pointed it at no one. He shot no one. He killed no one. Kyle Rittenhouse openly carried an assault rifle in his arms. He shot three people. He killed two of them. Alex is dead. Kyle got a book deal and a media tour. The Second Amendment applies to everyone.
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Two of Trump's fans walked into a Minneapolis polling place in disguise and gave a real voter's name. One election judge didn't buy it. Now they're charged with felonies. Share this so every poll worker working Tuesday knows we've got their back:โ€จdworkinsubstack.com/p/reallyโ€ฆ
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$6 BILLION!!!
This is the guy President Trump pardoned.
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Lori ๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐ŸŒŠ retweeted
What I hear: โ€œFuck you and your problems lady. Time to make one of my signature jokes. And by signature joke, I mean an awkward statement that punches down and belittles working people that makes no sense.โ€
Q: How do you expect us to start families young when the average price of a home feels out of reach? JD VANCE: I want to point out that I've only gotten one question about Jon Husted's ass
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Trump is reportedly planning to restart war with Iran after the election. Some of us have been briefed on the war plan. And while I cannot disclose any details, I can say this: the plan is insane. It will not achieve objectives and will set off a new cycle of escalation.
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Lori ๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐ŸŒŠ retweeted
Between the โ€œshove the ballroom up your assโ€ guy and โ€œclosest Iโ€™ll get to seeing a cult up closeโ€ we really are sending our best
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Lori ๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐ŸŒŠ retweeted
Vivek Ramaswamy just pulled down his sick ad. These MAGA extremists are on the run. Keep. The. Pressure. On.
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Wow!!
Ken Paxtonโ€™s own lawyer endorses James Talarico: โ€œI defended Ken Paxton for years in the impeachment trial and in state criminal cases. But in my view, I think Ken has lost sight of his core mission, which is to represent the people of Texas. And unlike Ken, I believe that you, James, believe in unity over division and that you know how to assemble not only Democrats but Independents and Republicans and we need that right now. We need unity, we don't need any more division and that's why I'm supporting you.โ€
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Omg! Where are those โ€œsupport the troopsโ€ maga???
33-year-old Alex Klinner died in Trumpโ€™s war back in March. But since, 7 months later, Trump still isnโ€™t calling it a war โ€” his widow and their three small KIDS (7-month-old twins and a 2-year-old son) are being denied basic benefits. Because those are only available to soldiers who die in WARS โ€” not โ€œexcursions.โ€ I donโ€™t ever want to hear from another Republican that their party โ€œsupports our troops.โ€ You send them off to die, then desert them when they do.
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Lori ๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐ŸŒŠ retweeted
๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: After making it a FELONY to illegally seize ballots, Gavin Newsom is PRE-DEPLOYING election lawyers to key California battleground districts to monitor vote counting and prevent Trump interference.
A warning to Donald Trump: Iโ€™m deploying election lawyers to key battleground districts in California to protect every vote. And I just made it a FELONY to illegally seize ballots.
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Lori ๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐ŸŒŠ retweeted
Hey @potus, found some REAL VOTER FRAUD right here! Waiting for that $1M reward.
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Racist mfers
98% of the refugees admitted to the U.S. under Trump have been white South Africans.
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๐Ÿšจ ONE DAY after reporting Greg Abbott team had secret Big Tech meeting to "remove roadblocks" for more data centers in Texas, @politico now reports he's accepted millions more in donations from data center interests, including $5 million from Elon Musk. politico.com/news/2026/10/27โ€ฆ
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TRUMP: โ€œHave you seen the crowd outside? 22,000 people watching. We love you out there. Theyโ€™re watching the Jumbotrons.โ€ ๐Ÿ“Œ The entire population of Corinth, Mississippi, is approximately 14,000 people. The man canโ€™t even lie right.
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And they made Jimmy Carter give up his family peanut farm. A farm. Yet this is perfectly ok to those same people.
Jessica: Trump said, โ€œI donโ€™t give a damn. Weโ€™re making a fortune.โ€ You might wonder who โ€œweโ€ is. The โ€œweโ€ is him. He holds $81 million in oil and gas stocks. He made more stock trades than all 535 members of Congress put together.
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Lori ๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐ŸŒŠ retweeted
Elon Musk has spent more money influencing elections in the last two years than George Soros has spent in his entire life
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