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I'm a noticer. I notice things.

Yorkshire
Joined May 2009
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Ultimately, was it necessary to send Brand to prison- couldn't we have just given him a pamphlet?
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Le comportement de cet immigré vous rappelle-t-il quelque chose ?
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How to solve 90% of the immigration problem in one go 😂
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"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in."
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Great Halal Britain
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Somali Islamist in the UK says the DISTURBING TRUTH OUTLOUD!
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Replying to @narindertweets
You do not have a clue about the country you live in or the people you seem to think you speak for 😂 You encourage modern day slavery by supporting the mass global human trafficking trade that smuggles millions around the world today for cheap labour including here in the UK The Conservatives & Labour should NEVER get to serve ever again, most of them should be languishing in prison for what they've done to the country & it's people.. I couldn't give one tiny shit about your faux outrage about slavery
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I hate the UK.
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This is fucking outrageous. Wetherspoons are now denying people entry for wearing a poppy. Tim Martin, what the actual fuck are you doing? This is so beyond the pale. Why do you hate our country so much? A poppy is a symbol of remembrance and respect for our fallen heroes. Come on. There must now be a national boycott of Wetherspoons. Support businesses that support our country and respect our servicemen who gave their lives for this country.
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We call this paganism….. nitter.gq/PapistPilled/status/21…
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Pile of black rags on legs hits police with a stick and they do nothing. If you're white and type something the government don't like, they'll smash in your door and jail you.
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Peppa Pig et Suzy sheep se font une nouvelle amie : Khadija Camel 🐪
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Rochdale - Mohammed Salim From Pakistan attempted to exploit an 11 year old British girl. Caught by British Patriots. What punishment does Mohammed deserve?
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‘The conspiracy theorists were right!’ @PatrickChristys fumes at the benefits that illegal migrants get access to when they arrive in Britain.
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Armed police pinned young lads to the ground at gunpoint near a college in Coventry today. Reports of a weapon. Parents and students are sick of it, usual suspects These immigrant kids are lucky they weren’t in America because they would have been shot dead. That’s just a fact.
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What do you Muslims actually think about this?
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This is how women in Afghanistan live their lives
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Labour Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood in 2017
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